Quick Joke for you!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MattB, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. MattB

    MattB Member

    A man is walking alonside the Commomwealth Games stadium in Manchester on his way to the final. He sees a man in sports gear carryng a large pole coming his way.

    He stops the man and said, "Excuse me, are you a Pole Vaulter?"

    The man replies, "Ja, und how did you know my name is Walter?"

    Comments please.............!
     
  2. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Look, everybody that nasty conductor from Littleborough Public Brass Band is trying to steal my unofficial 'most awful joke teller on tMP' title from me! Boo hoo! ;-)

    I doubt you'll succeed though.... :lol:
     
  3. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    well... that was pretty bad... don't know if he could go for your consistency though Dave!
     
  4. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    A challenge for you Dave... see here -> http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?p=53444#53444
     
  5. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    I'll take that challenge!!!!!!! :D

    **pulls out a trumpet** dadada dut doo dah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    lol! OMG that's so bad... I had to read it TWICE before I got it! :oops: :lol: :wink: :shock: :roll:
     
  7. MattB

    MattB Member

    You thought THAT one was bad! Try this one.............

    Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are sitting round the tree at Christmas.....

    Darth: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
    Luke: How do you know?
    Darth: You're getting a new light sabre.
    Luke: How do you know!
    Darth: And a new cape.
    Luke: HOW DO YOU KNOW??
    Darth: And you're getting a selection box.
    Luke: HOW DO YOU KNOW?????????????????
    Darth I feel your presents.

    Be honest, how many of you got it first time???
     
  8. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    lol! :lol:

    Now I got that one! (yes, first time)

    (thought it was quite good actually)

    :wink:
     
  9. dyl

    dyl Active Member

  10. manx_yessir

    manx_yessir Member

    Oh PLEASE NO MORE!!! :roll: I have visions of you telling these AWFUL jokes(??) at our many upcoming gigs and I just don't think I'll be able to cope! :wink: Still it could be worse.....Dave Payn could be our M.D.!! (No offence Dave, but your jokes are BAD!) :lol:
     
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  12. Dave Payn

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    Oh PLEASE NO MORE!!! :roll: I have visions of you telling these AWFUL jokes(??) at our many upcoming gigs and I just don't think I'll be able to cope! :wink: Still it could be worse.....Dave Payn could be our M.D.!! (No offence Dave, but your jokes are BAD!) :lol:[/quote]

    Excellent. I have a reputation to live down to after all! :wink:
     
  13. MattB

    MattB Member

    Andy, do you seriously think I would give away my best jokes on here? Oh no! I'm saving them for the concerts. Our beloved punters have become accustomed to me giving them laughs galore!!

    Roll on Saturday................
     

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