Questions to Annoy Smart People

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  1. Fitzy's GF

    Fitzy's GF Active Member

    The questions below are from a 10 year old kid who drove a Harvard
    Professor nuts!


    • Can you cry under water?
    • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
    • Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    • What disease did cured ham actually have?
    • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
      be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
      up like every two hours?
    • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    • If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
    • Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    • Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    • If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
    • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
    • Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that
      ought to taste good."
    • Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
    • When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
    • If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
      about him?
    • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    • If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    • What do you call male ballerinas?
    • Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
    • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    • Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
    • Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
      same tune?
    • Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
     
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  3. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Some Answers

    Here are some of the answers...

    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? [/font]
    People have been know to get fired from there job for drinking a competetors beverage before.

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    They have other patients to see...its that grand scam of help three patients at the same time popping in each room so you get longer breaks.

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
    Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that
    ought to taste good."


    Probably the same people that saw calves enjoying the milk and foxes enjoying the eggs.

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    I don't know the answer to this specific question, but one time I didn go to information at Disney in Florida and ask them why goofy could talk and Pluto couldn't...they told me it was because he was to stupid to realise he wasn't supposed to be able to talk.

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?
    Because they stole the famous Mozart Tune from 'Baa baa black sheep'
     
  4. Di

    Di Active Member

    Twas Mozart who wrote Twinkle Twinkle Little Star :rolleyes::tongue:
     
  5. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I thought Mozart wrote "Ah vous direz je maman" ;)
    (and Al Murray, aka The Pub landlord, will show you how it should be sung!)
     
  6. sevenhelz

    sevenhelz Active Member

    ?? good points but didn't we have a thread like this a month or two ago?
    ~ having searched my subscribed list, i can't find it. do carry on.
    xx
     
  7. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: good find.... some gooduns there!
     
  8. Craigsav83

    Craigsav83 Active Member

    Hehe :D :D thats a good 'un! like that lots :p
     
  9. Di

    Di Active Member

    I have a question:

    Do cows get sunburn? :rolleyes:
     
  10. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
     
  11. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    To the pub to watch some footie.
     
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  13. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    The topic was...

    questions to upset smart people:-

    Is that a hair I see out of place?
    Have your trousers got a double crease?
    Does that tie really go with that shirt?
     

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