Questions that havent been answered

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Steve, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Right, let me kick off with a few...........

    Why do ALL cats love that tickle under the neck thing?

    Why is the cold side of the pillow always more comfortable?

    Why is it that after 10 pints and a bag of nuts I always get the one nut that makes me feel rubbish the next morning?

    Why are curry farts quite so smelly?
  2. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

    All year round we tell our children not to play with fire, but on November 5th we hand them a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

    Plenty more unanswered questions here:

  3. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    What did they call the noise in the middle of "Glottal" before the term Glottal Stop was coined?
  4. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    What Did Things That Taste Like Chicken Taste Like Before Chicken Was Tasted??????
  5. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    what came first... the chicken or the egg?!
  6. Di

    Di Active Member

    Why are you always asked "have you ANY idea what the time is"?? when they know exactly what the time is?
  7. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    the egg, of course! :roll:
  8. jingleram

    jingleram Active Member

    What do women want?
  9. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    Why do travellers always protest about being moved on?
  10. jingleram

    jingleram Active Member

    Why is the sky blue?
  11. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    Why are we told to wear clean underwear... incase we have an accident?

    Why did I always take a girlie home when...
    a: My parents were still up
    b: I wore my oldest, holiest boxers!
    c: I'd not cleaned my room for months!
  12. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    How do Snow Plough Drivers get to work?

    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

    What was the best thing, before sliced bread?
  13. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Obviously the chicken. The chicken had to get laid before it laid the egg ;)

    Here's one

    Why do dogs get annoyed if you blow in their face - but the first thing they do when they get in the car is stick their head out the window.
  14. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    Hens can lay eggs even if they havent been laid! ;-)
  15. jingleram

    jingleram Active Member

    Holy boxers? As worn by Peter the disciple during the last supper?!
  16. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    We're talking fertilised eggs here though because if an unfertilised egg came before the chicken there would be no chicken.

    Anyway there is a general theory among women that the Cockrel probably came before the chicken did anyway ;)
  17. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    True.. but the question was the Chicken or the Egg... Hens can lay without fertalisation, however, to make a little chicken you need a Hen and a Cock!

    So what came first, the Hen or the Cock!? ;-)


    STOP! Please remember this is a family forum.

    Thank you (RT)
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 30, 2005
  18. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I was under the impression it was a dinosaur.

    Why do you always find the daddy longlegs wing after you have eaten all the chips?
  19. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    why is 'mum' the word?
  20. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    How do they know that only smarties have the answer?

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