Questions that havent been answered

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Steve, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. Steve

    Steve Active Member

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    Right, let me kick off with a few...........

    Why do ALL cats love that tickle under the neck thing?

    Why is the cold side of the pillow always more comfortable?

    Why is it that after 10 pints and a bag of nuts I always get the one nut that makes me feel rubbish the next morning?

    Why are curry farts quite so smelly?
     
  2. Roger Thorne

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    If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

    All year round we tell our children not to play with fire, but on November 5th we hand them a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?


    Plenty more unanswered questions here:

    http://www.crazythoughts.com/

    ;)
     
  3. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

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    What did they call the noise in the middle of "Glottal" before the term Glottal Stop was coined?
     
  4. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

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    What Did Things That Taste Like Chicken Taste Like Before Chicken Was Tasted??????
     
  5. drummergurl

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    what came first... the chicken or the egg?!
     
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    Di Active Member

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    Why are you always asked "have you ANY idea what the time is"?? when they know exactly what the time is?
     
  7. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

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    the egg, of course! :roll:
     
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    What do women want?
     
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    Why do travellers always protest about being moved on?
     
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    Why is the sky blue?
     
  11. Griffin

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    Why are we told to wear clean underwear... incase we have an accident?

    Why did I always take a girlie home when...
    a: My parents were still up
    b: I wore my oldest, holiest boxers!
    c: I'd not cleaned my room for months!
     
  12. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

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    How do Snow Plough Drivers get to work?

    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


    What was the best thing, before sliced bread?
     
  13. BigHorn

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    Obviously the chicken. The chicken had to get laid before it laid the egg ;)



    Here's one

    Why do dogs get annoyed if you blow in their face - but the first thing they do when they get in the car is stick their head out the window.
     
  14. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

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    Hens can lay eggs even if they havent been laid! ;-)
     
  15. jingleram

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    Holy boxers? As worn by Peter the disciple during the last supper?!
     
  16. BigHorn

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    We're talking fertilised eggs here though because if an unfertilised egg came before the chicken there would be no chicken.

    Anyway there is a general theory among women that the Cockrel probably came before the chicken did anyway ;)
     
  17. Griffin

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    True.. but the question was the Chicken or the Egg... Hens can lay without fertalisation, however, to make a little chicken you need a Hen and a Cock!

    So what came first, the Hen or the Cock!? ;-)



    :eek:

    STOP! Please remember this is a family forum.

    Thank you (RT)
     
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  18. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    I was under the impression it was a dinosaur.

    Why do you always find the daddy longlegs wing after you have eaten all the chips?
     
  19. Steve

    Steve Active Member

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    why is 'mum' the word?
     
  20. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

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    How do they know that only smarties have the answer?
     
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