OK, so who on here has the most qualifications? Who has the highest rated music degree? Who has any other seriously highly rated qualifications? Who has any skills for which there are no qualifications? Who has the most useless qualification? Who do you know who has few or no qualifications but outstrips every body else you know in terms of knowledge and intellect? I'll start. Qualifications No Music Degree. A level Music 'A' (Bluffed my way through history of Music, being able to argue that Sullivan's music in the Savoy Operas was a good example of just about anything!) AB Grade 8 Bass Clef Tuba with Merit (127, but only got 6 out of 21 on the sight reading) AB Grade 6 Theory Maximum of 99 out of 99. (Didn't get the "medal" because some pesky nine year old did the same thing in the same sitting!) Special Skills "You can obviously write a melody" (A well renowned adjudicator) "Blimey I never expected the march to be that good!" (Satchmo Shaz) Sending emails referring to an attachment without actually sending the attachment Knowing and using 17 different ways to mis-type Government Grammar Guru (Despite the grade 8 debacle) Sight reading and transposing fluently (in flat keys...) Being able to play pianissimo on the trombone Problem Solving Common sense approach to computers Relevance Mostly? None at all. But I know the odd useful thang. Next!