Potatoes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    There was an old man who lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to dig his
    potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who
    used to help him, was now in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his
    son and described his predicament.

    Dear Bubba,

    I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
    potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
    garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know
    you would dig the plot for me.

    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.


    Dear Dad,

    For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried
    the BODIES.

    Love, Bubba

    At 4-A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and
    dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
    old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
    his son.

    Dear Dad,

    Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under
    the circumstances.

    Love, Bubba
     
  2. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

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    Thats just brilliant
     
  3. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Classic :lol:
     
  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Nice One! :)
     
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