Please help

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by bigmamabadger, Oct 18, 2008.

  1. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I have been kidnapped by Rob Hibberd to Tokyo using fluffy pink handcuffs.
    I am being forced to work as a geisha but the make-up is ruining my fur. Please deposit money in my secret Swiss bank account to pay for my fare home.
    Unfortuately, for reasons I am not at liberty to divulge, I need to travel 1st class with a fortnight stopover in Dubai.
    Only your support can stop this cruel trade in badgers.
    BMB
    xx
     
  2. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    I always knew there was something of the evil genius about him. Let me guess: one meeeeelion dollars?
     
  3. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    Sounds like Robbo!

    No wonder I haven't heard from him for a while, he's been busy!
     
  4. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    Nurse! Nurse!!! Badger's got out of her straight jacket again!
     
  5. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    So thats what happened to my pink fluffy handcuffs!!!
     
  6. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I knew that fetish would get you in trouble one day BMB, Matronly ladies of a certain age should be very careful who they consort with. ;)
     
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    MATRONLY!!?? I'll give you matronly my boy. I'm not 40 yet you know. The lads will be round to dig holes in your lawn and eat all your worms.
    BMB
    xx
     
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Oh dear ... it looks like another case of ....

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    :eek:
     
  9. leisa

    leisa Active Member

    You wouldn't happen to have a pink fluffy hat where you are do you? I have lost mine and it makes sense that Rob may have kidnapped that as well if he enjoys pink fluffy things....
     
  10. Robhibberd29

    Robhibberd29 Active Member

    You appear to have escaped my evil clutches BMB, how you managed that I don't know as depositing one meeelion dollars into a secret Swiss Bank Account is impossible as it's a secret Swiss Bank Account and no one knows the number!

    The people in Tokyo fancied a change from Bear Bating and Chicken Boxing so I thought a bit of Badger Bashing might be up their street...alas no, the taste wasn't to their palate.

    Im sorry Leisa, I haven't seen your fluffy pink hat. Ive checked inside Mr B's fluffy pink slippers that I walked off with (wahay) but the hat is nowhere to be seen. Hang on, let me just check on the top of my head.........nope, not there either :-S
     
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  12. leisa

    leisa Active Member

    Boooooooooooooo I don't believe you Rob Hibberd!!!
     
  13. Robhibberd29

    Robhibberd29 Active Member

    Some people just aren't very trusting are they ;-) It's true I tell ya! I have no interest in fluffy pink hats whatsoever! :rolleyes:
     
  14. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

    Not the pink fluffy hat of Children in Need fame??!!
     
  15. leisa

    leisa Active Member


    What other hat is there GC??????! None, that is the answer, the pink fluffy hat is the one and only!
     
  16. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    Try looking in the camper that Mr B is selling ;)
     
  17. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Are you borrowing the camper for your honeymoon?????
     
  18. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    Maybe, but who am I married to?
     
  19. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Mr B., of course. You can't get camper than that! ;)
     
  20. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    :clap: ... Mr.B would appreciate that!
     
  21. Robhibberd29

    Robhibberd29 Active Member

    Does he have"Way to Amarillo" blasting out of it as Mr B and Wilky are Max and Paddy?
     
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