Peter Kay - Pheonix Nights!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by neiltwist, Nov 8, 2003.

  1. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    Well, I'm sat at home (sad I know on a saturday night), but peter kay is in my dvd player! how good is peter kay! anyway, what's everyone's favourite episode or moment?

    mine's got to be ladies night!
  2. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    the fortune cookie in the chinese restaurant :D
    "*beep* flaps" ????!?!?!?!
  3. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    I like his DVD- I think it's called Peter Kay, Top of the Tower or something, it's very funny! :lol:
  4. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    it is indeed!

    'booked it, packed it, and *******'d off'!
  5. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! :lol:
    Garlic........ and Bread?
  6. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    ITS SPITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    "when you goin on holiday?"

    *checks watch*
    "next tuesday"
  8. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    garlic? bread?

    garlic with bread on it?

    oh thank you!
  9. trombelle

    trombelle Member

    and the classic quote from phoenix nights:

    "watch your language...there's a kids bike outside!"

  10. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    IT'S SPITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. craigyboy1

    craigyboy1 Member

    Genius :D
    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy Von!! Shabba :lol:

    Visit of vertically challenged Bolton fans:
    How far away are they?? :lol:

    Keith Lard :D
  12. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    watched peter kay on the band bus last night!!! absolutely bloomin hilarious!!!

  13. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Loved the bit right at the end of one of the early episodes of series two of Phoenix Nights were he is auditioning acts: a conjuror is on, and releases a dove, only for it to fly up into the ceiling fan, resulting in a shower of feathers - almost as good as Hale & Pace's microwaved cat (with apologies to theRSPCA etc :oops: )

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  14. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Def the last episode of series 2....

    Ladies and Gentlemen.......Mr Elton John!!!!! I almost died laughing!

    Check out the out takes as well...."Who's That??" (x a million!!!)

    Pure genius

    However, Bo Selecta! is also class.
    Proper Bo I tell thee!!
  15. Big Fella

    Big Fella Member

    The out takes atv the end of Top Of The Tower are really good

    But the best has to be

    " Booked It, Packed It and F@@@ed Off "
  16. Toni2

    Toni2 Member

    He's a genius - the best Phoenix Night's episode is where he has a drunken horse in the bar - 'It's pi**ed' - 'GET IT A KEBAB'
    Bloomin great!!!!!
  17. Bones

    Bones Member

    I like the episode where he is being investigated by an undercover DHSS agent for fradulent Disbaility benefits, and he ends up falling for her.

    There's one which can;t be repeated which involved an item of ladies jewellery and a salt water based precious gem found in oysters.

    But the funniest is when he is on the Kareoke singing, "For you are the Wind beneath my Wheels!!"


    Garlic Bread, it's the future I've tasted it. Sunshine Indoors.
  18. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    walking on the mooooooon
  19. SoloBaritone

    SoloBaritone Member

    He's so class!!!

    I saw him live in Leeds, 6 rows from the front, COME ON!!!!

  20. McChambo

    McChambo Member

    I thought the Top of the Tower VD was hilarious.

    Last night I watched his latest 'Live at Bolton Albert Halls' and nearly died laughing. Especially with the Bullseye stuff and that helium gag at the end.

    Is it true that a 3rd series of Phoenix nights is on its way, and that it contains just Max & Paddy?

    baldy, baldy bouncer.........