Performance Enhancing Drugs!

Discussion in 'The Rehearsal Room' started by gazrose, Jan 19, 2004.

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  1. gazrose

    gazrose Member

    Is there a rule in contesting about performance enhancing drugs? I know the tonic that is recommended above would probably be legal, I just wondered that's all. :roll:
  2. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Wouldn't have thought there would be. After all it is only a hobby.
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    well, it's a hobby to some, not all ;-)
  4. stopher

    stopher Member

    Does 14 pints of Stella count as a performance enhancing drug???
  5. twm_trombone

    twm_trombone Member

    Depends if it is orally taken or not!
  6. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Or a yard of guinness........
  7. bruceg

    bruceg Active Member

    I don't know about performance enhancing but it certainly helped numb the pain after our result at the regionals last year ;)
  8. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    Maybe if we gave the 14 pints of Stella to the adjudicator before the contest...

  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    . . . and an extra large bucket :oops: :oops: :oops:
  10. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member


    Yuck! You can tell I didn't think that one through properly. I'd just got as far as thinking that an adjudicator in beer muffs might help!
  11. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    These performance enhancing drugs can't be as good as they're cracked up to be. I mean look at Greg Rusedski he's allegedly taken them and he's still a cr*p tennis player.
  12. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    i've said it before, and i'll say it again... i'm not urinating in a cup so i can play a trombone!
  13. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Lol! Well I know for a fact if I took the 14 pints of stella "performance enhancement" I'd not be able to hold my baritone never mind play it and those on here, I'm sure you'll agree!!
  14. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    agreed Laura... after that many pints of Stella I'd be flat on the floor fast-a-sleepy-poos
  15. bruceg

    bruceg Active Member

    14 pints of Stella sounds like a decent night out so long as there's a curry, some slammers and maybe a wee whisky involved...
  16. stopher

    stopher Member

    Depends what type of performance you wanted enhancing though Laura!

    I seen to remember never having to pay for them - you, Nichola and a few others would buy them for me
  17. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Ahem Mr Williams!!!! Anyway, does guinness enhance your performance :wink:
  18. horn1

    horn1 Member

    I don't ever remember buying these yards of guiness for you!!

    And the only performance it used to enhance was your ability to projectile (sp?) vomit!
  19. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Haha do you remember this one time, at a band contest :wink: at Rochdale when you challenged Miss Leeves to a contest....."it's down, it's down, it's down. Oh no it's all over Laura. And that nice BMW outside the pub". Bleurgh.

    Performance enhancing alright!!
  20. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    I think we can safely assume that there isn't currently a rule about performance enhancing drugs in band contests. Seeing as this thread has now gone way off-topic, it will be now locked.
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