Paddy’s BIG news

Discussion in 'The Adjudicators' Comments' started by Paddy Flower, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Paddy Flower

    Paddy Flower Active Member

    You may recall that I am due to deliver some exciting news, well here it is. Paddy has gained an extension to his gambling license in order to take REAL MONEY BETS for brass band contests in the future.

    I still have a lot of work to do finalising things but I should be ready to open officially for business in a few months time.

    The grand launch of Honest Paddy’s Brass Accountants will happen at this year’s National Championship Finals, there is nowhere more appropriate than Cheltenham I’m sure you will agree and I have negotiated mutually favourable terms with Kapitol Promotions to put up a temporary betting shop in the Trade Stand Zone.
     
  2. Paddy Flower

    Paddy Flower Active Member

    Paddy is also delighted to welcome punters at the Albert Hall in October. This did pose a small problem at first as most of the building doesn’t hold a gambling license but thankfully the main concert hall itself does (thanks to permits being granted for a Poker Masters tournament held there recently). Unfortunately I will have to set-up my smart new electronic price stand right next to stage (so as not to disturb the adjudicators in the event of long queues of punters snaking past their tent).

    Bets can be taken there all day (including mid-performance), however whilst a band is playing we will only be able to use the ‘tic-tac’ sign language employed by the trackside bookmakers you see at the horse racing so if you want to place an ‘in-play’ bet you will need to learn tic-tac for yourself. I have included a link to a site which should help.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/hi/english/static/in_depth/other_sports/features/tic_tac_guide/default.stm
     
  3. Paddy Flower

    Paddy Flower Active Member

    Paddy still has no intention of revealing his true identity so I’m currently talking to a few celebrity operatives to man the betting shops. I hear Nick Childs might be available for the October event although I will be in competition with at least THREE bands hoping to secure him as a conductor for the day so I might need to dig deep into Paddy’s coffers.

    I would be interested in hearing your thoughts about this fantastic news for Paddy and for banding in general.
     
  4. mikey.smithy

    mikey.smithy Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA - brilliant.....
     
  5. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    Will you still be running the league in its current 'money free' format Paddy?
     
  6. Paddy Flower

    Paddy Flower Active Member

    :tup

    That's what I thought, this is going to be great, people REALLY putting their money where their mouth is

    Oh yes, no point in changing a winning formula
     
  7. Blower

    Blower Member

    Real money... that's more like it!!! None of this pretned stuff, I'll be there with my large wads of cash ready to take you for all you've got ;-)
     
  8. diddlydoc

    diddlydoc New Member

    I hope that you don't have a maximum bet as I won the National Lottery last week and have plenty of cash to spare - lol
     
  9. Paddy Flower

    Paddy Flower Active Member

    well if you have cash to spare we could come to some sort of deal, who knows we might even be able to afford SMead to help the good doctor out
     
  10. Bones

    Bones Member



    Hmmmmmm April the 1st.............
     
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  12. Blower

    Blower Member

    You were quick....
     
  13. diddlydoc

    diddlydoc New Member

    Seriously - lol
     
  14. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Well played :clap:
     
  15. trombonebabe

    trombonebabe Member

    Better than the usual 4barsrest April fools joke!!
     
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  18. grausue

    grausue Member

    Most excellent dudes! :clap: :clap:
     
  19. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    I salute you sir!
     
  20. Mattytheshark

    Mattytheshark Member

    April fool maybe but I want to do it!!!
     
  21. Paddy Flower

    Paddy Flower Active Member

    Oh I don't know, it tickled me

    :mad: Right, severe slaps to everyone who's mentioned today's date, come on chaps we could of left it to at least midday. Who knows I could've got a few 'biters', a few 'Angry from Tumbridge Wells's

    I've already thought up a better one for next year but I'll be putting contracts out on anyone giving the game away before 12pm :biggrin:
     
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