Out of Office Replies

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Aug 22, 2005.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Have you ever wanted to say something different on your 'Out of Office Reply' message?

    Well, here are a few suggestions:

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
    office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

    3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
    until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

    4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for
    the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
    unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

    6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system..
    You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

    7. I've run away to join a different circus.


    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

    8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons..
    When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
     
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  3. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    9. I'm out of the office for three weeks from the 26th August on Annual Leave. Please contact Tim or Mike to discuss things, but bear in my mind they are on leave for part of the period too. If you are absolutely desperate, and the matter cannot wait, please ring my mobile. It will not be answered, though, because it will be in London, and I'll be in Houston. It's only fair - I'm on leave!
     
  4. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    10. As of the 05/03/2004 I will no longer be an employee of this company. If I want you to contact me, you will have my personal e-mail address, home and mobile numbers, if not I don't want to speak to you.
     
  5. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

    When I went on holiday afew weeks ago I wrote on my Out of office reply,

    " I'm on holiday but I'll be back on August 4th...........unless I win the Spanish lottery in which case it's ADIOS AMIGO'S!!"
     

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