Old tiger joke.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    A man is driving along a motorway with his pet Bengal tiger in the front seat. He's spotted by a policeman and the man is eventually asked to pull over.

    'You can't have a Bengal tiger as a front seat passenger! It's a danegrous animal. Take him to the zoo!' And the man reluctantly did as he was told.

    A few hours later the man is making his return journey with the same Bengal tiger in the front passenger seat. Again he's spotted by the constabulary and he pulls over again

    'I thought you were told to take this tiger to the zoo' said the policeman

    'I did', said the man. 'And he loved it. I'm taking him to the pictures now.'
  2. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    hurrah for tigers! :D

  3. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! Nice pic too Dyl, very on topic! :wink:
  4. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    :roll: Eh? What are you on about? :roll: :wink:
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    He's on about the pic in your previous thread, not your avatar..... ;-)
  6. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    he's obviously getting his Mods mixed up Dyl.

    must be the celtic connection..
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    You know wot I mean. Previous repsonse in this thread. You know, HOBBES.

    Anyway, Inprefer leopards to tigers. If they get lost, they're easily spotted.

    So there.

    Off to my OAP Christmas gig now (Hurrah!)

    Signing off.

    Have a nice weekend and remember the Payn Christmas motto... eat drink and be.........violently sick :) :lol:

    Ta-ra chucks!
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Met a man one day who told me he had just shot all the tigers in Windsor Great Park.

    When I told him there weren't any tigers in Windsor Great Park he turned to me and said: "I know, I've just shot them all" :oops: :lol: :lol:
  9. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Sorry about mixing up the mods! :oops: I was having "one of those" days probably :oops: :roll:

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