Old folks joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    One day at the home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

    The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

    "Pull down your pants, " she says.

    He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his backside for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

    "That's amazing, " the man says. "How did you know?"

    "You told me yesterday."
     
  2. rutty

    rutty Active Member

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    :lol:

    Dave, your avatar looks very much like the one used by Uncle Norbert...

    Maybe it's already been mentioned, I don't have time to read every thread. Uncle N caused a bit of trouble in tMP early days.
     
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Pure coincidence. I decided on creating a temporary Avatar yesterday whilst I find a suitable mugshot of me to put on here. Still, I DID manage to cause some trouble earlier today. This Avatar is clearly a curse! :wink:
     
  4. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    That joke was a tad disgusting :lol:
     
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