October Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Oct 5, 2004.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the image for October's Caption Competition - usual rules apply - no prizes/just for fun/keep it clean etc.

    Good luck Roger ;)

  2. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    By emailing AND telephoning their nearby work colleagues at the same time, final proof that 'personal communication' is a thing of the past.
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    word that susan was a bit of a go-er soon got round.
  4. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    Frantic final bidding on eBay strikes the office as AndyWooler's 'Most Useless Trumpet in the World' auction draws to a close.

  5. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    Demonstration of new "take away" style, office canteen ordering facilities.
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    bloke on phone
    "GUYS!! You gotta come and see this...we have tMP multiscreen!!!!!"
  7. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    As the moderators try to keep up with the demand for pac-man...
  8. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    Ok boys that is what I looked like before the Boob job and this after.
  9. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    Ok, which joker put super-glue on the phones?
  10. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

    The truth suddenly dawned that the other 6 members of "lets_get_jiggy" dating chatroom were right behind her :-D
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    "I don't know about you but I think todays laptops are actually getting bigger!"
  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    It took Lucy all afternoon to realise she'd tucked her skirt in her knickers!
  13. Soppy

    Soppy Member

    With big problems on WinXP SP2, Lucy spent half an hour on the phone to the IT guys and tryed to get the help file online. Despite this, the whereabouts of the elusive PC manual attrated the attention of all the key players in the office.

    PS. It's the book behind the screen
  14. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    The office was all desperate to find out who the winner of the tMP website of the month was !
  15. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    The bloke on the left is wondering "If I hold my hand carefully like this, perhaps they won't notice I'm smoking in the office"
  16. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Or perhaps while everyone else is distracted he's surreptitiously practising some lip flexibilities and triple tongueing on his mouthpiece ready for band practice.
  17. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Is the bloke in the background with the moustache the new slimline Nick Childs after a heavy night out ???
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    was there no limit to the number of overseas helpers bennyboy enlisted to help with the BOC Brother "Tune association task"??
  19. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    As everyone places their selections for the 4-Bars-Rest top 6 places Nationals prediction competition, the guy on the left has second thoughts about his suggestion of Redbridge and Alliance for 1st and 2nd places respectively - perhaps they should be the other way round.........

    [p.s. - moderators - please can I automatically win the caption competition if either of those suggestions is correct...... ;) ]
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    after the initial panic and confusion they set about ringing round to make sure everyone concerned was aware that it was only really bad VDU's she had!!

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