October Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Oct 6, 2003.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    No prizes (!) - this is strictly for fun! Post a caption for the following photo. Winner to be announced at the end of the month.

    And please remember to keep 'em clean! 8)

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  2. andyp

    andyp Active Member

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    Here's one or two....

    "Come on then, if you think you're hard enough"

    All of a sudden, Tiddles had the feeling he was being watched.

    Lone Feline Suicide Bomber Loses Face By Wetting Himself In Fright At The Last Moment

    " I can't tell which one it was that bit me m'lud , they all look the same to me"

    Latest Alternative to Fox-Hunting Condemned as "Too Cruel"

    "And this, gentlemen, is the rare one-eyed cat-burglar"

    Many more too rude to post!
     
  3. ploughboy

    ploughboy Active Member

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    The Adjudicator felt as though the bandsmen didn't like the results!
     
  4. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

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    I said that it was the SALVATION Army I wanted to join.
     
  6. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    It should have been "Kitten on the Keys" followed by some BACH :!:
     
  7. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    'German Shepherd Song'.... and a cat?! :shock:
     
  8. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

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    When Tracey was sent a mystery card on valentines day, she took the risk and turned up outside the "Pack of hounds" which she innocently assumed was a pub....
     
  9. NAS

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    OOOOOOH "BEEP" !!!!





    :D :wink:


    Neil Samuel
    Leyland Band
    MD Rainford Silver
     
  10. Kerwintootle

    Kerwintootle Member

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    Sheba was really pushing her luck in front of the poorly sighted dogs.

    or

    'Bite me'
     
  11. Kari Anson

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    "Now there's one wet pussy"

    Before you all start, it is perfectly clean and adheres to a family site. If you look you will see one pussy cat in a puddle! :)
     
  12. Kerwintootle

    Kerwintootle Member

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    Who's the daddy?!?
     
  13. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    Tiddles began to wish she hadn't started singing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
     
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    I've heard of "Pack up your troubles" but this is a bit much :!:
     
  15. LipService

    LipService Member

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    Hmmmmm.....

    "Hands up who's getting home for dinner - NOT so fast Tiddles"

    "Put your tail up and move directly forward.. DO NOT LOOK BACK"

    "Tiddles used her cunninging diversary tactic of 'Looking The Other Way'"


    :lol:
     
  16. Despot

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    One dog to \nother:
    " I know the Police Force are looking for greater ethnic diversity, but this is ridiculous!"
     
  17. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    Sheriff in the Wild West: "I said to round up a posse, not hound a pussy!"
     
  18. Heather

    Heather Member

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    Good one Peter!!!! :D
    You're winning for me!
     
  19. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

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    "when they said we were goin to a fashion show, i didnt think we'd be literally watching the cat-walk" :roll:
     
  20. satchmo shaz

    satchmo shaz Active Member

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    ok lads, on your marks, get set.............GO!!
     
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