October 2005 Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the pic for the October 2005 Caption Competition:


    Usual rules ..... blah blah blah ..... no prizes ..... blah blah blah ..... just for fun! ;)
  2. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    Zappa, Santana, and Clapton have really let themselves go!
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Here's why George Formby's brothers never really had the same success.

    The Moody Blues' early version of Nights in White Satin
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Whatever happened to Rod, Jane and Freddy?......
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    New evidence has come to light of ZZ Tops pre-pubescent existance!
  6. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Exclusive pictures from the paparazzi catch some Grimethorpe bandmembers practicing their visual act for Spennymoor...
  7. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    roger , craig and pete's new outfit for pontins has arrived and they just couldnt wait to try them on
  8. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Monty Python tribute group perform as 'The Spanish Inquisition, singing 'Sit On My Face'.

    (Sorry, just a weird thought that entered my head!)
  9. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    one of many which would be best left unshared I'm sure ;)

    err, ok better come up with a caption :

    Pampers sponsers the X Factor
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Direct to you by mail order, this offer is not available in the shops

    Memorable timeless classics such as;
    Smoke gets in your eyes
    Nick, O teen of my affections
    I have to keep tabs on you
    Life's a drag
    Gosh, you have a cute angina
    Don't do that with it Monica, howma' gonna light it now?
    No-one popped my cherry, I'm still an Old Virginia

    and many many more
    Brought to you and your iron lung by that great blues band

    Three men play the catarrh
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Following the great jihad crash of 06 when the bottom completely fell out of the terrorism industry, Osama was finding it increasingly more difficult to hold down regular full time employment.
  12. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    Brass Band Adjudicators, tired of criticism of results, try to improve their image.
  13. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    The Shadows reform for one last gig at the 'Happy Meadows Home for Old Strummers'
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Lord Lucan and two friends rehearse their "Tiny Tim" impressions.
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Due to a new ruling by the equal opportunities commission, the position of cherub was now being offered to a far more diverse cross section of astral society.

  16. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    When the tattoo organisers placed an advert for three pipers to appear in full dress, this was not quite what he had in mind :frown:
  17. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Leyland band members begin to suspect that their first prize of "Uniforms, accomodation and other extras" from the 'Cadbury's Dream Factory' competition may not be quite what they had hoped.....
  18. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    And in third place, with 178 points...........
  19. Rebel Tuba

    Rebel Tuba Member

    Classic, Ronnie:clap: :clap:
  20. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    With prize money so high, Pontins had to cut back on the evening entertainments budget.

    With christmas looming, Scrooge decided he needed to lay of the wacky backy for a while.