November Caption of the Month Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by PeterBale, Nov 5, 2005.

  1. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Time to get your thinking caps on for this month's competition (picture suggested by Dinie):

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  2. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Exclusive picture of the Pontins tMP Band fan club, practicing their dance routine during the bands performance of Riverdance!
  3. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    After years in hiding, the Von Trappe children make a suprise return to the music industry. Do, a deer, a female deer............................


    "Its fun to cruise with S-A-G-A, Its fun to cruise with S-A-G-A..........."
  4. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    For those interested, Riverdance lessons are available free on the roof of a hostel somewhere in Toronto at around 4am ;)
  5. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    As the tMP moderators gather up for the tMP 36 month live awards ceremony, one of them realises he's forgotton to shave his legs! ;) :D

  6. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    As the 2005 band camp for adjudicators in Prestatyn comes to a close, one of them decides he wants just one more shot of the Hokie-Kokie...

    "put your left foot in...."
  7. Di

    Di Active Member

    :clap: That was a "you just had to be there" moment wasn't it. :biggrin:
  8. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Well-Known Member

    The tMP Band didn't look happy with their new uniform.
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Harold Shipman was willing to try anything to evade capture, however winning the knobbly knees contest wasn't his best idea.
  10. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    The blind guy was told he was at the ritz with his mates...
  11. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    Pontins announce entertainment for 2006 after success of Kenny Ball
  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    John was starting to lose patience with the rest of the mods at the last tMP moderators meeting

    "No..NO!! I said do any of you have any NEEDS?!?!?"
  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    And at the same meeting there was rising tension as Roger Thorne tried to muscle in on Rachels image of "Sparkly" with his red waste coat.
  14. HSB

    HSB Member

    The hotel manager thought it was funny to drag the Yorkshiremen off the beach, until they formed a brass band and won the next contest....
  15. HSB

    HSB Member

    Is it the blind guy explaining how he'd just been run over by a tractor?
  16. HSB

    HSB Member

    And so, the ill-advised tMP crew set off to save Private Ryan....
  17. tam-tam2

    tam-tam2 Member

    One closest to the camera is saying to the rest....

    "Lads, I think we are all a bit old for a knees up!!"
  18. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    After this photo shoot, the Welsh Rugby selectors decided that Gareth Edwards and his contempraries would have to go.
  19. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    As Jimmy Hill settles into his new job of commentating the old folks "tidiest hankychief hat" competition, one contestant shows he can also keepy-uppy his false teeth!
  20. It was the most important part of the auditions for the solo trombone seat, it didn't matter how well they could play, but the fastest to get to the bar after a concert was the deciding factor. they line up ready for the off, the favourite being the blind man...