November Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Nov 7, 2003.

  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Here's the November Caption Competition


    As usual its just for fun
    so there's no prizes
    Good Luck

  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Poorly thought out ramraid on music shop goes terribly wrong.
  3. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    new style of marching for lazy bass players
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    "I said we were going to cross the Rubicon, not motocross with the helicon!"
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    The 60s : When mopeds were pants and gigbags were a dream.
  6. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    When my neighbours told me they would wrap the damned thing round my neck if they heard me play it once more before 8am, I thought they were joking.
  7. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    I must I must I must practice at all times if I'm gonna beat Alex Kerwin in the British Open Solo Contest next year.....................
  8. Di

    Di Active Member

    I must say, when my teacher told me to practice my "cycular" breathing, I didn't expect it to be this hard :? :lol: :roll:
  9. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    If I can just get a kick off from the kerb, i'll be on my way in no time!
  10. tubatu

    tubatu Member

    Hell's Angels - Brass Band Chapter (Training Band)
  11. johnflugel

    johnflugel Active Member

    'One of the Dyke Bass Players takes exception to being asked not to pedal for a change'

    'That guy on ebay said he'd deliver...doh!'

    Edited: (RT)
  12. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Nobby came a cropper whilst trying prove that bass player do sometimes take their instruments home....
  13. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    Poor Johnny. He just never saw that flying bass coming.
  14. EIBB_Ray

    EIBB_Ray Member

    The courier's decision to cut through the parade proved disasterous as he found that he must now join a brass band.
  15. In the governments latest attempt to try and reduce congestion and pollution in city centres, Tony Blair demonstrates the advantages of the all new 'Parp 'n' Ride' scheme.
  16. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    ...this is why i said i don't go south of the river...
  17. Protective cycle-wear was steadily becoming more and more instrumental
  18. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Choosey and Fawkes introduces the all new flat - pack tuba.


    This is what COULD have happened if evolution had affected snails

  19. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Road saftey organisations have expressed the view that Honda's new satalite navigation system for motorcycles needs further development.
  20. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Scooter boy didn't believe the man who told him he was going to wrap that trombone around his neck!!