New Year Resolutions

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by StellaJohnson, Dec 17, 2008.

  1. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    That time again, whats your New Years Resolutions???

    Mine are as follows:-

    Stop swearing as much, I'm terrible!!:(
    Stop being a nasty piece of work
    Practice the tuba as much as possible
  2. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    To drink more milk
    Eat less sausages
    To realise that people take life more seriously than me and accept that!
    Stop swearing so much, I'm brilliant at it!
    Practice the tuba as much as possible, I'm terrible!
    To change my mouthpiece at least twice after advice on here
    To pedal my bass to new depths
    To accept adjudicators decisions
    To realise the way for my band to improve is to work hard, not bitch and moan on here
    To perhaps realise that trying to change all of this in one year is pointless, and to enjoy my life, my way!
  3. BoozyBTrom

    BoozyBTrom Member

    To use the phrase Bish Bash Bosh more in conversation
    Swear even more than I do now
    Eat locally produced food!

    Bish Bash Bosh there you have it.
  4. scotchgirl

    scotchgirl Active Member

    To learn how to drive! That's it....hubs has said I can have a CAR!! yay! I need to drive though, living where we do, its becoming a necessity, unless I want to spend the rest of my life relying on the 3 a day bus service.
  5. DocFox

    DocFox Supporting Member

    Go to church more often
    Treat my wife and kid even better
    Pray my lungs recover so I can play the euph/bone again
    Lose some more weight (I lost 40 lbs last year, I need to lose 40 more!)

    Think about other people first

    Stay out of the hospital (15 days in the hospital last year!)
  6. leisa

    leisa Active Member

    The first one, Ill forgive you on, you were clearly under the influence or something, anyway lets never speak of it again!!

    I'm with you on the second one, i don't really do new years resolutions cos they never happen so this year mine is just to enjoy myself a little bit more than last! (and to get a new better job, but I'm not really saying this cos if I say it out loud it probably won't happen):cool:
  7. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    [pedant alert]
    Actually, it's to eat fewer sausages!
    [/pedant alert]

    I don't make new years resolutions because I always break them within the first week or less so perhaps I should have a resolution not to make resolutions so I can break that within the first week, but that would be too late to make a new year's resolution...:dunno
  8. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Haven't decided yet. But I did complete my last years resolutions (the first time I've ever stuck to them). I climbed the 3 peaks Scafell Pike, Snowdon and Ben Nevis and have lost 2 stone in weight. As I am now a bit fitter I may train for the local half marathon which I last did about 15 years ago (depends how the knees hold up with my advancing age)
  9. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    I'm going to make an effort this year and be more girly.
  10. Mr Guinness

    Mr Guinness Member

  11. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    To lose at least 4 stone.

    To try and relearn how to double and triple tongue effectively. Haven't really been able to for any sustained number of bars since I was in my twenties.

    To catch a 30lb plus salmon (still waiting)

    To stop worrying about the things in life that I can't change.
  12. iancwilx

    iancwilx Active Member

    1) Lose at least 3 stone in weight.
    2) Drastically cut down lager consumption.
    3) Take loads of daily exercise.
    4) Stop being a cynical grumpy old b*st*rd.
    5) Try and consider other folks point of view.

    In fact, exactly the same as last year, and the year before, and the year before that, and......................etc. etc. etc.

    - Wilkie
  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Bit of the old reverse psychology needed this year I fancy.

    Last year I vowed to eat and drink less in order to shed a little excess weight, and boy did that not, this year I'm gonna stuff myself stupid on anything that aint fastened down or doesn't have a pulse any more.

    There, lets see how well we do with that one.
  14. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    Not get sacked!
  15. Brian Kelly

    Brian Kelly Active Member

    Lose weight

    Practice more

    Improve as a player

    Get promotion at work

    (not sure which of those 4 is the most realistic or achievable...)
  16. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Eat more.
    Get fatter.
    Have more people say "you look just like Michelle pfeiffer"
    Be really bitchy and win tmp Danger award.
    Use more irony disguised as wit
    Be outrageously rude to people who annoy me.
    carve other drivers up more often
    Snog Roger Webster/Johnny Doyle...and anyother bandsman I want too...
    Grow asparagus
    hee hee I am going to enjoy 2009
  17. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    (growing asparagus is pretty difficult)

    Learn how to work my new ipod :oops:
  18. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    So is looking like Michelle Pfeiffer when you are not related to her...
  19. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    I'd quite like to be - related with her
  20. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    yes she has to be one of the most gorgeous women on the planet - ever.

    Bet she doesn`t need to make resolutions

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