New Joke...Unashamedly nicked from Radio 2

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Maestro, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Messages:
    4,192
    Location:
    Romford, Essex
    Whats the Scottish goalkeeper's favourite colour?

    INDIGO :p :wink: :p :D
     
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Messages:
    5,057
    Location:
    South London
    awww, porr scotland... they nearly made it, just a shame the dutch decided to play in the second leg!
     
  3. On the Horn

    On the Horn Member

    Messages:
    221
    Location:
    UK
    I like it :twisted:
     
  4. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Messages:
    4,192
    Location:
    Romford, Essex
    I heard it was pretty even until the kick off
     
  5. Tromgod

    Tromgod Member

    Messages:
    198
    Location:
    Cornwall
    England 2 Denmark 3

    Enough said..........................................................
    :p
     
  6. Kernewek Den

    Kernewek Den Member

    Messages:
    138
    Location:
    Cornwall
    England 'in' Scotland 'out'

    Say no more................
     
  7. Tromgod

    Tromgod Member

    Messages:
    198
    Location:
    Cornwall
    Prediction: England will be out in 1st round as Beckham's hair net will slip, causing him to scratch his face with his false nails and he will trip over in his sarong and pull the hamstring of the "rugged" and totally non injury prone Owen.

    Ho ho ho!
     
  8. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Messages:
    5,372
    Location:
    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    Scottish goalkeeper joke part II

    All in jest, all in jest.... :)
    It'll be England's turn to take the rap if they play like they did againstt Denmark when the Euro 2004 tournament gets under way...


    What's the difference between a Scottish goalkeeper and a taxi driver?


    The taxi driver only lets in five.....
     
  9. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Messages:
    4,192
    Location:
    Romford, Essex
    Re: Scottish goalkeeper joke part II

    .....and a turnstile only lets them in 1 at a time
     
  10. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Messages:
    8,544
    Location:
    New York City
    We may have lost, but at least we got 2 goals!!!! and don't have an average of -6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    :twisted:

    Ben
    ;)
     
  11. Moy

    Moy Active Member

    Messages:
    1,096
    Location:
    Muirton of Barras
    Just so that we can forget THAT football match here is another joke....

    Q. What's the difference between ROAST BEEF and PEA SOUP?

    A. U can roast beef but can't P soup :lol:
     
  12. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice