New Courses for Women!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Jul 1, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    I'm sure you can find at least one that you want to sign up for????

    Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
    4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
    8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
    12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
    13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
    14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
    17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
    19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
    20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You've Worn Before
  2. EIBB_Ray

    EIBB_Ray Member

    you've redeemed yourself, you may keep your membership...... :wink:
  3. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Phew - that's a relief I thought I was gonna be banished in to the black void of being tmp-less. 8) 8)
  4. aimee_euph

    aimee_euph Member

    could go in for this one.

    Hmm, not loving this.

    did this perfect on my test. :eek:


    dont be daft!!!
  5. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    Brilliant! I particularly like #2 ...

    ... is it me or are the women here at tMP a lot more tolerant to sexist jokes than in other communities? :)
  6. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    probably coz they've become immune due to severe exposure at band practice?! :wink: :roll:
  7. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    most definitely. The banding community had enabled many women to live in the gutter with the men...innuendos galore!
  8. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    Sexism r00lz 8)

    I've posted these a while ago, but seeing as we've got loads more members they're probably worth a re-airing:




    ...a selection of images with the them "if women ruled the world"
  9. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    But with out women what would men have to keep them selves "occupied" at band practice??

    Face it- you cant live with out us!! :D
  10. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    I'm sure we'd survive for a couple of generations... :wink:
  11. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    and how exactly do you plan on doing that?!
  12. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Egg Clinics?
  13. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    dont think you have thought this through very well really! i mean do you really think men could cope with pregnancy?! HA!
  14. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    Of course we can cope with pregnancy - all you need is hot water and towels...
  15. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

  16. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    Ah...don't you just love sexism?!! :lol:
  17. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    ah come on now girls, there's a time and a place for equality...
  18. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    I've had trapped wind. Pregnancy can't be much different than that right? 8)
  19. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

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