Need to break up with someone???

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Sellers_Bird, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    feel free to change the names for ur own use....

    Dear Mary,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
    too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
    gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
    picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, John

    Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could
    spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In
    addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the
    pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that
    envelope.... along with this note:

    Dear John,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take
    your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
    Take Care, Mary
  2. ray_ed

    ray_ed Member

    nice one !! typical woman tho...... hit where it hurts. hehe
  3. euphfanhan

    euphfanhan Member

    Hahaha, good one. Think I'll print it out for future referance
  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    HAHAHAHAHA LMSO (thats laughing my socks off for all who dont know)
  5. Jamie

    Jamie Member

    Am now waiting for the day I get to use that!! It's worth being dumped for!!:D
  6. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! Like it!!! :D Very lady like! ;)
  7. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: :lol:

    Thanks.... that put a smile on my face :)
  8. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    anyone who knows me will know i really *am* a lady lololol
  9. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    At college on a break, with my mate alex from band, that was in her words "excellent!" lol thanx party girl!
    p.s where did you get that from? or are you Mary???? lol
  10. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    got it from an email, and thought the fine people on here would like a read! :D
  11. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    :lol: Lol! That's brilliant!! :clap:
  12. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

  13. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    LOL :clap: :biggrin:
  14. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    very gravy!
  15. unfortunatly, i've seen the e-mail ... still funny though

    The version i read, the genders were reversed - it was a guy in the army received the letter from his girlfriend saying she's met someone new ... blahdy blah etc etc