My life in words...apparently!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by sugarandspice, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
    OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
    MOVE AROUND.

    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS
    AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
    MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
    JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

    5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE
    LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

    6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
    NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
    NEXT TO US.

    8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD

    9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY
    GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
    NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

    10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
    LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

    11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT
    ON IT.

    12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
    FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
     
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  3. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Nor the 'caps lock' key apparently.............. ;)
     
  4. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Maybe number 13 should read something like "We start shouting when we have drunk too much in the belief that it prevents us slurring our words"?? :rolleyes: :tongue:
     
  5. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    Or...

    "At the end of every party, at least one of us will be sat on the wall outside crying"
     
  6. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    Nah I'm not like that went I've had a drink or three am I Kelly? I'm very well behaved and never pinch Marine's bottoms (HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO REALISE HE WAS A DAMN MARINE!!) or have trouble working out how to use taps!
     
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    :oops:

    But it is. After a certain time at night shoes/boots start to conspire against their wearers, leading them to fall over, stagger into the path of oncoming taxis, and in extreme cases to get on the wrong train.
    BMB
    xx
     

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