Was introduced to this party this morning and all i can say is oh my good how funny!! I could quote everything from the website because i find it so entertaining, but will try to limit it! so here goes: Overview Our team of experts has decided that Income Tax has not proved popular with the public and will therefore be abolished. It was started in order to finance the Napoleonic war in 1799 and we now believe that the time is right to announce the cessation of hostilities with Napoleon. Some of the money left in the coffers will be used to fill in our part of the Channel Tunnel in case no one has mentioned it to the French. Any remaining money will be strategically placed on a horse at the 3-30 at Haydock Park at odds of at least 12/1 in order to see us through until the next election. Income Tax will be officially replaced by people lending the government a bob or two at the end of the week when we’re a bit skint. Other policies: We will issue a 99p coin to save on change. The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND. Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it. Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total *******” tax for everyone else. In reaction to the old adage, “Children are so honest” we intend to reduce the age of standing for parliament from 21 to 5 Eton and Oxford will be relocated to Blackpool and Bognor Regis leaving the other Universities with a chance of a bigger intake. We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant. Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’. Traffic wardens will be re-named Dick Turpin because, let’s face it, it’s daylight robbery. Any kerbs that are caught crawling will be arrested and the council will be fined £100.000 pounds. We will set up an enquiry to find out why there’s a Polar bear on Fox’s Glacier mints All food shall be clearly labelled “Recommended for Oral Use”. All fast food will be clearly labelled “May contain traces of real food”. To keep up with the present government we promise to introduce many policies that have not been thought through properly, purely for cheap votes. These include: Making everyone a lottery winner Providing beer for school children Giving everyone a quid who votes for us Go read the website www.omrlp.com if you want a laugh, and may i reccomend the "policy leak"- replacing moneyt with chickens is the way forward!!