Hello Fellow tmp members, I've got to let you into a little secret! Tonight after a two hour rehearsal, an elderly male player from a section of the band went to a young female of the same section of the band and said "do you have a broad mind?". The female player in question replied "well if you mean do I have broad shoulders then yes". The elderly gent then said "do you realise that you have methods of mass distraction?" (this elderly gent has a PHD and is known for being VERY prim and proper). The young lady jokingly replied "well do you mean my cleavage? "To which he replied "yes"! Shock Horror! Admittedly the young lady in question was wearing attire suitable for a summer evening and may have exposed her cleavage slightly but for an elderly gent (who has known her for over 8 years) to actually mention it caused much amusement at the end of rehearsal! P.S I've taken the liberty to find out that this particular elderly gentleman doesn't have access to the internet - let alone be registerted on tmp. P.P.S - Re-read this post and it's no-where near as comical as it was at tonight's rehearsal but believe me, laugh - I nearly urinated!