Methods of Mass DISTRACTION!

Discussion in 'The Rehearsal Room' started by Kari Anson, Jun 7, 2003.

  1. Kari Anson

    Kari Anson Member

    Hello Fellow tmp members, I've got to let you into a little secret! Tonight after a two hour rehearsal, an elderly male player from a section of the band went to a young female of the same section of the band and said "do you have a broad mind?". The female player in question replied "well if you mean do I have broad shoulders then yes". The elderly gent then said "do you realise that you have methods of mass distraction?" (this elderly gent has a PHD and is known for being VERY prim and proper). The young lady jokingly replied "well do you mean my cleavage? "To which he replied "yes"! Shock Horror!

    Admittedly the young lady in question was wearing attire suitable for a summer evening and may have exposed her cleavage slightly but for an elderly gent (who has known her for over 8 years) to actually mention it caused much amusement at the end of rehearsal!

    P.S I've taken the liberty to find out that this particular elderly gentleman doesn't have access to the internet - let alone be registerted on tmp.

    P.P.S - Re-read this post and it's no-where near as comical as it was at tonight's rehearsal but believe me, laugh - I nearly urinated!
  2. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    erm, thanks kari!

    but let me guess it was twiglett? (who was the 'victim')
  3. twigglet

    twigglet Member

    It wasn't me! :wink:
  4. Salli

    Salli Member

    Oh come on Kari - You've got to let on who it was!!!!!!! :oops: :wink:

    BTW it was 'Weapons of Mass Distraction' :lol:

    I'll never view him in the same light again!
    P.S. Is there anywhere to hang my coat? :roll:
  5. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    ... see..... there she goes again..... talking about cleavage..... just can't stop her, just cant' stop her :D :D
  6. iancwilx

    iancwilx Active Member

    Just how old is "Elderly" ??
  7. Kari Anson

    Kari Anson Member

    OK, eldery is 75+ and Just for you Sal, it was yours truely!!

    As for you Mr MusicMan and my cleavage - I won't even go there! :lol:
  8. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    He might want to :wink: :p
  9. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    Oi Youngling. More respect to our Revered Leader from you, then..
    Good sport Kari - although I laughed more at your overly cautious wording of "nearly peeing yourself laughing"..
  10. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    72 years old - the dirty old man :shock:

  11. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    had he been drinking? even I wouldn't say that sober! and wouldn't get drunk before band anyway!
  12. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    sorry :p :p :p 8)
  13. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    Give the man his due though - it's a fantastic pun (with "weapons" in anyway); he must have been looking for an appropriate occasion to use it for years! Richard Whiteley is not in sight.

  14. twigglet

    twigglet Member

    he wasn't even drunk, and he is normally a very straight down the line (not cleavage line!) kind of a man.

    Ignoring the fact that he is old Kari, I'd be flattered. She does have a good pair ladies and gents!

  15. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    i think photographic evidence should be posted...
    (and you thought this thread couldnt descend any further ;))
  16. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

    Yet again i must say TUT!!!! men,
    But its aiden so i suppose he has an excuse
  17. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    its aidan goddamnit :D im not called nedia!!! :p
    why do i have an excuse for being me then ;) ??
  18. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Was it THAT cold in the bandroom on friday???? :D :D :D :D :D

    Fair play, I didn't think this particular bloke had it in him!!! He wouldn't have commented if twiglet had been 'showing off', she has this tendency to turn up to band in some provocative attire every now and again, don't you deary???!!!! So for twiglet to have been 'displaying' would in a sense be nothing new!!!!! :D :D :D :D :wow :wow

    We rehearse Friday nights at 7:30 pm in case any of you were thinking of checking what I mean!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :grnsm :grnsm :grnsm
  19. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

  20. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Note sure if Kari likes pears or not, I like all fruit personally, but then, not everyone does.


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