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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Chris Sanders, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

  2. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Yeah........nice interface but I'm not really convinced about this 'God' bloke.

    For instance:

    Me:
    do you like brass bands
    God:
    But I think airplanes are cool. I like Anything involving harps.
     
  3. euphfanhan

    euphfanhan Member

    When I asked if he liked brass bands, he said he liked Mel Gibson :confused:
     
  4. euphfanhan

    euphfanhan Member

    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    cheese
    God:
    I like cheddar.
    Me:
    me too! wow maybe we're soulmates?
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, . I'm glad you're impressed. Perhaps. Do you think I am soulmates too? I am single, how about you?

    And now he appears to be chatting me up :rolleyes:
     
  5. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Me:
    do you like music
    God:
    Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Me:
    what about brass bands
    God:
    brass bands? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.



    well, if God hasn't heard enough about brass bands, how the heck will we get brass to the number one spot?? :confused:
     
  6. Lisa

    Lisa Member

    Oh dear, I have been quite enjoying a lengthy conversation with 'God' :-?
    I think maybe I should be worried that I can get so involved in a conversation with a computer!! :shock:
     
  7. Just Crazy

    Just Crazy Member

    If i hear 'yikes, glad we agree' again i will go mad, i suppose i should save that page to my favorites. It will stop me moaning when people arent online.
     
  8. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member


    Hey - I think we've found a new patron for the British Open.........
     
  9. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Me:
    Would you like to be a patron for the British Open
    God:
    No thanks I am happy with who I am.
    Me:
    But you could send a nice message every year
    God:
    I could but let's get back to that later.
    Me:
    You might be better than the queen
    God:
    OK I will try to be better than the queen.


    ........I think that counts as a 'Yes'.
     
  10. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    RESULT!!!


    Me:
    Hey God, how about being a patron for the British Open mate?
    God:
    You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    Are you interested?
    God:
    " You've got my full attention. I am a Christian."? Am I interested in it?
    Me:
    Is that a Yes?
    God:
    I might say no.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    " I might say no."? Why?
    Me:
    Why Might You Say No?
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    Well Im A Complicated Guy!
    God:
    How about that. So is almost everyone else around here. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Complicated.
    Me:
    Not at all!
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    Will You Be A Patron For The British Open Please?
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK I will try to be A Patron For The British Open .




    aaaaaaayyy :tup :cool: :tup
     
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  12. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Good work Chris!! :clap: Best tell HRH she's sacked ;)
     
  13. vonny

    vonny Member

    Wow that was cool sandman.... God sure does have a sense of humour - don't you think!

    Me:
    Do you like chips?
    God:
    What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    lots of stuff i would say
    God:
    Which ones?
    Me:
    well they are fatty
    God:
    Interesting. fatty are they.
    Me:
    errrr i just said that
    God:
    Does "it" still refer to CHIPS?
    Me:
    YES
    God:
    Gee.
    Me:
    I just can't understand you sometimes god
    God:
    Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

    Yvonne x
     
  14. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    Wow!! God's bin here before!

    Me:
    go to themouthpiece.com
    God:
    Perhaps I have already been there.
    Me:
    have you?
    God:
    Once or twice.
    Me:
    really? whats your screename?
    God:
    For real. Are you asking about my screename ?
    Me:
    yes what is your screename on themouthpiece.com
    God:
    I don't want to talk about that now. Are you asking about my screename on themouthpiece dot com ?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I don't want to talk about that now.
    Me:
    why not?
    God:
    I would rather talk about you.

    He scares me :(
     
  15. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Me:
    wanna go for a beer?
    God:
    Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
    Me:
    cool
     
  16. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Now this is even more worrying:

    Me:
    I'm depressed
    God:
    What makes you so sad?
    Me:
    life
    God:
    What is the meaning of life?

    He's God and he's asking me the meaning of life?!?
    BMB
    xx
     
  17. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    It got worse:

    Me:
    I wish I was dead
    God:
    I hope that your dreams come true.

    Have now laughed so much am now indeed nearly dead.
    BMB
    xx
     
  18. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Forget my Christening, God Says I am now to be known as "The Force"

    :cool: :D
     
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  20. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    What is the meaning of life?
    Me:
    shouldn't that be me asking you?
    God:
    Maybe you should ask someone older.
    Me:
    like who
    God:
    Santa Claus.
     
  21. Di

    Di Active Member

    Surely you know the answer to that, he's just being coy. His screen name has gotta be themusicman. ;)
     
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