Men, huh! What can I say?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

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    I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

    So I hung up.
     
  2. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  3. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Absolutely outstanding!!!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Trigger

    Trigger Member

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    Don't blame you!! :lol: :lol: :roll: :wink:
     
  5. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    Whoohoo! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

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    How rude! :D
     
  7. Despot

    Despot Member

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    :lol:
     
  8. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

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    in the words of my best friend... ruuuuude!!! :D
     
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  10. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

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    when she was talking about pounds, are you sure she was referring to her weight?? What if she was trying to say she'd won the lottery and wanted to pay for dinner?
     
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