May Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, May 3, 2004.

  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    May Caption Competition

    Keeping things topical, here's your Bank Holiday Photo


    As usual - there's no prizes - it's just for fun.

    Good Luck

  2. Di

    Di Active Member

    Hurry up dear, the bands'll be here soon and the first place they'll come to is the beer tent! :guiness
  3. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    ...And I thought we could incorporate this in next year's set test "Paganxxx Variations", ...
  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    what was left of the beer tent after lots of happy and not so happy bandspeople had "calmly chatted"
  5. Bassment Jinx

    Bassment Jinx Member

    UK Foreign Secretary Jack Straw

    "As you can see, the planned exile of maypole dancers to remote and desolate Countries is well under way. This should strengthen our credibility and make the UK a more sane place to live"
  6. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    What do you mean the 60s are over?
  7. katej

    katej Member

    "Here we go round the mulberry bush...."

  8. blondey

    blondey New Member

    I knew the woman selling the 'magic beans' looked a bit dodgey.....
  9. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    as hard as they tried, they knew they could never get all the stand banners woven in time....
  10. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    Not exactly what Doran was expecting when Ben Suggested they stop off to watch some Pole Dancers !

  11. Soppy

    Soppy Member

    Women to Man

    "Now I know why this was only half price!"
  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Hang on...that's my knicker elastic you've got there!!!"
  13. tewkeshorn

    tewkeshorn Account Suspended

    "Excuse me dear, I think you should be at the Lord of the Rings reunion next door, this is the Grizzly Adams convention."
  14. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Will you stop whinging woman, this is the biggest pole i could get at such short notice.... well how was i supposed to know it was may day... yes i know i forgot your birthday aswell but do you have to keep throwing that back in my face.
  15. eckyboy

    eckyboy Member

    Bush will never find me under here.
  16. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    "Look I know we're both vegetarians but will you please stop f*rting like that...look at the state of the tent now!!!" :oops:
  18. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    Ikea to sponsor Bugle contest stage this year
  19. Di

    Di Active Member

    (Any of you who have had to sit through those school galas on May Day will appreciate this one)!!!. :lol:

    Hmm, yes we are a bit old for maypole dancing, but we were only 6 when we started, but it sort of got a bit tangled ...... :oops:
  20. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    I think it might be time to stop.

    Why stop at all?

    Come now Rizhelda, we've been decorating this Christmas Tree for 14 years.