May Caption Competition

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  1. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

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    OK folks here is the picture for the May caption competition:

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    Happy caption'ing...:biggrin:
     
  2. HorniKaz

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    The Fashion Police weren't too impressed with YBS's new choice of uniform












    Sorry, rubbish I know :oops:
     
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Following complaints about the noise the police found they were powerless to act...it was his jumper!!
     
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  4. Di

    Di Active Member

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    He's come all the way over from the low-flying squad you know. :oops:
     
  5. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Police interview man in "Super_Sop's Missing Jumper" case. ;)
     
  6. dyl

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    Roger knew it was a bad idea to let super_sop choose Wem's new uniform
     
  7. HorniKaz

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    The arresting officer didn't recognise Noel Edmunds out busking without Mr Blobby! :oops:
     
  8. 2nd man down

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    News Flash!

    Police finally track down that master of disguise and tMP fugative...the man they call the Bale Jumper!!
     
  9. PeterBale

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    Joining the band for the annual parade on 4th July, Fred announced: "I've got the stripes, now who's got the stars?"
     
  10. dyl

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    Due to the failure of his latest film, Steven Spielberg takes to busking in order to make ends meet.
     
  11. 2nd man down

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    His cunning ploy was working...now to make his get away while the bobby was struggling with the toffee he'd given him!!
     
  12. Di

    Di Active Member

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    I'd like to see the sheep that came from.
     
  13. 2nd man down

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    was it worth it?...

    go quietly and get a small sentance...

    or point out to the whole carnival the bobby hadn't put his ridiculously small trouser furniture away and get the book thrown at him...

    decisions decisions...
     
  14. FlugelD

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    'E's 'aving trouble speakin', 'cos I just pulled this "Pot Noodle horn" thing out 'is flies......
     
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    Police look into possible new siren for their Panda cars
     
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    One happy bander gets carried away at the dress rehearsal for Whit Friday!
     
  17. brassneck

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    I only asked the copper to help straighten these crooks! ;)
     
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    The year 2040: Prince Harry comes to mooch some more money off his brother
     
  19. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Gees, how stupid can you get man! Full dress parade with stripes. :rolleyes:
     
  20. brassneck

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    Yet another arresting performance !! :biggrin:
     
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