May - Caption Competition 2009

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, May 9, 2009.

  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member


    Usual rules apply - have fun.

  2. grahammck

    grahammck Member

    Baby: Can you go 3 bars from G? It's marked mf!
  3. grahammck

    grahammck Member

    When you said you were going to show me the swing & slide...
  4. bbg

    bbg Member

    Aw c'mon.......I thought I was gonna get a rusk....not another blooming busk!
  5. bbg

    bbg Member

    He was Conned into babysitting yet again
  6. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Grandad, can you turn that off?

  7. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    Junior wished for a few more helium balloons to be attached to his buggy after grandad finshed the contents of the crates and decided it was "improv time"!!!:eek:
  8. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    You play the Acrobat one more time and you'll have a diaper change on your hands!
  9. yank67

    yank67 Member

    Baby: Someone stinks, and its not me!
  10. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Don Lusher, fine, Tommy Dorsey, fine, Glen Miller, fine - now how about Postman Pat?
  11. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Start playing in 3...2...1...
    Fill nappy in 3...2...1...
  12. Thirteen Ball

    Thirteen Ball Active Member

    Trombonist: "I'm a professional Jazz musician you know?"
    Baby: "Really? Yeah.... I don't have any money either...."

    (With offence to no-one intended.... ;) )
  13. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    "When I make that kind of noise it's time for a new nappy!"
  14. Foxbummer

    Foxbummer New Member

    snake charming in the american south
  15. bbg

    bbg Member

    Weapon of mass distraction used by crack babysitter
  16. bbg

    bbg Member of us has just hit a bum note...........
  17. Fishsta

    Fishsta Active Member

    Somehow, "Can't take my eyes off you" seemed the most appropriate choice of solo.
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    That's the last time we buy Mamma's and Parpers push chairs!
  19. Tuba83

    Tuba83 New Member

    Baby: 'No i dont think you should enter America's got shut up im trying to sleep!'
  20. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member


    winner, right there haha