Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, May 9, 2009.
Usual rules apply - have fun.
Baby: Can you go 3 bars from G? It's marked mf!
When you said you were going to show me the swing & slide...
Aw c'mon.......I thought I was gonna get a rusk....not another blooming busk!
He was Conned into babysitting yet again
Grandad, can you turn that off?
Junior wished for a few more helium balloons to be attached to his buggy after grandad finshed the contents of the crates and decided it was "improv time"!!!
You play the Acrobat one more time and you'll have a diaper change on your hands!
Baby: Someone stinks, and its not me!
Don Lusher, fine, Tommy Dorsey, fine, Glen Miller, fine - now how about Postman Pat?
Start playing in 3...2...1...
Fill nappy in 3...2...1...
Trombonist: "I'm a professional Jazz musician you know?"
Baby: "Really? Yeah.... I don't have any money either...."
(With offence to no-one intended.... )
"When I make that kind of noise it's time for a new nappy!"
snake charming in the american south
Weapon of mass distraction used by crack babysitter
oops......one of us has just hit a bum note...........
Somehow, "Can't take my eyes off you" seemed the most appropriate choice of solo.
That's the last time we buy Mamma's and Parpers push chairs!
Baby: 'No i dont think you should enter America's got talent...now shut up im trying to sleep!'
winner, right there haha
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