maths joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by michellegarbutt, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. michellegarbutt

    michellegarbutt Supporting Member


    A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the Dining room table:

    'To My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value
    you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will
    not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
    18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

    Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight.'


    When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on
    the dining room table:

    'To My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
    years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
    are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local
    college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn,
    I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also
    the Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he
    is 18 years old.

    As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
    small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

    Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
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