March - Caption Competition 2008

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Mar 2, 2008.

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  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Usual rules apply . . . . but, can I please remind you that we do have youngsters visiting this thread, so please refrain from posting any 'unsavoury' inuendo's!! :rolleyes:

    Any posts of that nature will be deleted on sight.


    Have fun

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    "Beam me up, Scotty!"

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