March '05 Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the pic for the March Caption Competition:


    Usual rules apply! This month's star prize is the same as previous months btw ;)

    Have fun!
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 3, 2005
  2. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member


    I only just realised I won last month's competition. Thanks moddy-people. can't reply in that thread as it is now locked.

    Well, here's and effort at this months piccie...

    Bloke on basson thinks - "Well the 2 blokes either side of me have got the horn but I don't think I'm quite so obvious!!"

  3. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Arturo breaks into an improvised jazz basoon solo.
  4. lewis

    lewis Member

    Wrapped up warm and ready to play their songs round the fire the band had let the firewood get slightly damp so one lucky boy had to blow it dry first.
  5. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Well-Known Member

    tMPers manage to get three french horn players in a line.


    If the bassoon gets hit - it is a small price to pay
  6. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Grenadier Guards' new portable "stealth mortar" seen for first time in public.

    Guards band reduced to septet due to budget cutbacks.

    Army band attacked by head-devouring giant beavers.
  7. johnflugel

    johnflugel Active Member

    "That's the last time I ask Trinny and Susanna to design our band uniforms"

    "YBS Band sporting their new uniforms since accepting sponsorship from the Russian Military"

    "Safe to say we have won the deportment prize eh?"
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Second one in says to his mate: "I should have brought my horn today, but I fagott"
  9. deave

    deave Member

    hmm...the sax player has bed-hair !
  10. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    Basson Player... "anyone fancy a puff on me bong?"
  11. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    French horn, bassoon, saxophone and clarinet players not allowed to play with brass band because of excessive head wear.

    (or could there have been another reason????)
  12. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    So then who is adjudicating us lot today in the box,
    Best turned out band i would say 1st prize
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  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    The brass section found a novel way of making sure the woodwind sections hats didn't blow off in the wind...they just hammered a huge stake in. :biggrin:
  14. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    The procession was taking so long and getting so boring that the third bloke from the left with the french horn took to relieving his boredom by inflating a condom on his head.
  15. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    The boys in the band were getting really excited about playing at Charles and Camilla's wedding.

  16. Di

    Di Active Member

    I told you i could blow it hard enough to straighten it!
  17. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    And the Queens undercover microphone operation went better than expected...
  18. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Bassoon player to colleagues: "I do wish he wouldn't put out 'Rite of Spring' when we're on Guard duty".
  19. Frontman

    Frontman Member


    I'm telling you, there was a flag when we started!!!
  20. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    Oh this has to be the BEST ONE YET!!!
    Go Peter!!!!!! :) :) :)
    (and my tuba playing hubby says - if he did it twice would it be a contra faggott?)