Make 'em Happy!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, May 21, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Predictable - but so true.

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.......

    A man only needs to be :
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminato
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organiser
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    53. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
    1. S**g him
    2. Leave him in peace
     
  2. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    too true!
     
  3. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    Unless he's had far too much beer, in which case proceed directly to step 2! :lol:
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Both at the same time - impossible, surely :shock: :!: :wink:
     
  5. BTMbred

    BTMbred New Member

    Aaaaah, another fine argument for bachelorhood I feel! :D :D
     
  6. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! :lol:
     
  7. Majoresteve

    Majoresteve Member

    :lol: how very true!
     
  8. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    very true!
     
  9. Thats funny! And quite true ....
     
  10. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    There are some accurate points included in that one! :lol:
     
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  12. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    Only 53 points, that's shorter than the list my ex gave me...

    (Duplicate post deleted, PB, Mod)
     
  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    You forgot "Leave the bog seat down"!! For some reason you've wasted your time with all the others if you forget that one!! :?
     
  14. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
    1. S**g him
    2. Leave him in peace
    3. Fill fridge with beer
     
  15. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    you should be careful with that one... some women's idea of beer borders on the undrinkable... and make sure they know that Kaliber is NOT BEER!
     
  16. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    #37. Geezer hopes for Stella.
    #34. Tries not to cry when supermarket specials cram the fridge and block space for personally purchased Wifey-whacker.
     
  17. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Now if only we'd be educted all this stuff at a young age.......
     

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