Luis Suarez Charity Concert

Discussion in 'The Rehearsal Room' started by Sandy Smith, Jun 27, 2014.

  1. Sandy Smith

    Sandy Smith Member

    Luis Suarez has contacted The Mouthpiece with the following exclusive.

    “I’ve chewed things over and decided to give something back to the local Liverpool community, in all humility, prior to engineering a lucrative transfer to Spain before I am banned for good”.

    “I am trying to organise a joint concert with the local band from the Croxteeth area of Liverpool and Molar Brass from Norway. I am arranging a meeting in Norway within a few days as they are not involved in the World Cup… and neither am I”

    “I am fed up to the back teeth of the derision I get. The goodwill in England towards my genius is as scarce as hen’s teeth” said the buck toothed simpleton. “It really sucks the life blood out of you”.

    “There may be a few teething problems in organising the concert and I am still looking for some more appropriate music. I would give my eye teeth if your readers can suggest any more to the list so far”

    Let’s Go Try a Bite from Mary Poppins

    Another One Bites The Dust

    Egdon Teeth by Gustav Holst

    Euphonium solo - Teeth Dublin’s Skies

    Bite the Good Bite

    Chomping At the Savoy

    Fangs for the Memory

    Bridgework Over Troubled Water

    Shine As the Bite

    Wuthering Bites

    Bite Train To Madrid ( ..or Barcelona)

    Chew and the Bite and the Music

    The Colgate of Kiev
  2. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    Deep Incisor Sacred Temple
    Pachelbel's Canine
    Crown Him with many Crowns
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  3. Anglo Music Press

    Anglo Music Press Well-Known Member

    Without Chew
  4. Anglo Music Press

    Anglo Music Press Well-Known Member

    Carnival of the Enamels

    ........I'll get me coat..........
  5. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    Actually, this thread could pass for a round on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Dentists Song Book. By coincidence, I was talking recently to the star of ISIHAC, Samantha, who told me that the dentist holds no terrors for her. She really looks forward to lying back in the reclining chair while the dentist has a poke around and does a bit of drilling.
  6. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    Chew are the Sunshine of my life
    Eyeteeth don't get around much anymore

    Not forgetting the popular Christmas favourites....

    All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth
    Silent Bite
    O Holy Bite!
  7. carlwoodman

    carlwoodman Member

    Guest cornet soloist and conductor; Phil McCavity.
    Concert venue; The Drill Hall.
  8. Cybone

    Cybone New Member

    To Arms
    Amazing Graze
    A Bridge Too Far
    I'm Getting Dentimental Over You
  9. Euphanasia

    Euphanasia Member

    Bite Templar
  10. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    A Bite to Sing
    Munching through Georgia
    The Chompions
  11. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Bite Flight to Madrid
    Bite Walk
    Ruby Chewsday
    Padschew Lifebite
    Procession to the Munchster
    Canines of Rome
  12. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

    Chatanooga Chew Chew
  13. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    You wonder if he'd be better off with Percy Grainger's 'Gumsuckers March'!
  14. Daniel Sheard

    Daniel Sheard Member

  15. Sandy Smith

    Sandy Smith Member

    Theme from the TV series starring Robson and Jerome - " Shoulder, Shoulder"

    .... I will now join Philip in getting me coat !
  16. Gadgie

    Gadgie New Member

    Couple of test pieces for the concert:

    Le Roi T'Yth
    Symphony of Gnashers
  17. johnsop

    johnsop Member

    On the Shoulders of Giants
  18. Anglo Music Press

    Anglo Music Press Well-Known Member

    I'm a pink toothbrush, you need serious therapy.
  19. pbirch

    pbirch Active Member

    Hindemiths "Mathis de Molar"
  20. iancwilx

    iancwilx Well-Known Member

    A new march "Dontology"

    ~ Mr Wilx

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