Lesson Of The Day...

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  1. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

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    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, the mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. The mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this dinner had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just room-mates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian replied, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother,
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love,
    Brian

    Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

    Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love,
    Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
     
  2. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Lol. :clap::clap:
     
  3. cornetshell

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    ......Or lesson of the day.....dont buy Gravey Ladles......???!!! :tongue:
     
  4. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

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    Then how will you ladle gravy?? :confused:
     
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Teaspoon? :)
     
  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Fan-flippin'-tastic! :)
     
  7. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

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    By the time you cover your sunday dinner your roast potatoes will be cold!! :confused:
     
  8. Ginge

    Ginge Member

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    He he, Quality! :lol:
     
  9. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

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    I never new there was such a thing as a gravy ladle :oops: you make gravy in a jug so you pour it over your roast, surely???

    Ladles are for soup!
     
  10. Liz Courts

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    Lol!! :D :clap:
     
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