Leaving 'do' speech-jokes.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by choirmaster, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. choirmaster

    choirmaster Member

    Tommorow night the headmaster at our school has organised a party for me because I'm leaving to work at another school (don't know whether that's good or bad!). Unfortunately that will entail making some kind of speech. Does anyone know of any jokes that may be good for a leaving 'do'? I teach music if that's any help. Anything would be appreciated.
  2. Kari Anson

    Kari Anson Member

    I'm not too good on the old joke front so can't help there but a bit of a tip - keep it short and sweet. No-one likes a speech that waffles on (I'm a waffler and even i know that)!!

    Best of luck with the new job.
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Google it.... plenty of jokes on t'internet...

    All the best for the new job
  4. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    " And not for the first time today I rise from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand"