Dodgy translations Harlez-vous francais? Can you drive a French motorcycle? Ex post fucto Lost in the mail Idios amigos We're wild and crazy guys! Veni, VIPi, Vici I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered J'y suis, J'y pestes I can stay for the weekend Cogito Eggo sum I think; therefore, I am a waffle Rigor Morris The cat is dead Respondez s'il vous plaid Honk if you're Scots Que sera, serf Life is feudal Le roi est mort. Jive le roi The King is dead. No kidding. Posh mortem Death styles of the rich and famous Pro Bozo publico Support your local clown Monage a trois I am three years old Felix navidad Our cat has a boat Haste cuisine Fast French food Veni, vidi, vice I came, I saw, I partied Quip pro quo A fast retort Ich liebe rich I'm really crazy about having dough Fui generis What's mine is mine VISA la France Don't leave chateau without it Merci rien Thanks for nothin'