Kill the Charvas/Scallies

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Andy_Euph, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    After waking up this morning I found that some little sod had lobbed a stone through my bedroom window. :evil:

    As antisocial behaviour seems to be getting greater and greater here's my plan... get all charvas/scallies whatever you want to call them, put them against the wall and shoot the little b*ggers :!:

    Harsh but fair!
  2. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    il get the gun..
    you slept through a stone going through your window though?? must have been a good night!
  3. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Well was actually trying to recover from the night before that :D
  4. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    You should see the amount the cars that get smashed up in Salford :?
    I saw a load of kids running off with equipment they stole from a van last week! :shock: shocking
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    that reminds me... i should really clean the egg off my window... and I live in a nice area! (apparently)
  6. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    wow, people who know what charvas are! would u believe everyone in durham calls them pikeys? whats that all about!
  7. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Isnt there a law in this country that says you can't shoot people. Although it could be a new thing to do if you were bored, buy a small rifle and take pot shots at them out of the new hole in your window.
  8. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Yeah but its only against the law if you get caught :twisted:

    So make sure to cover your tracks
  9. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    im sure there's sum law about being allowed to kill welsh people with a 20ft pole i read it on the internet once
  10. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    As ,much as i hate them, i aint a viotent person but, i'll definatley help you out with this :twisted: 8)
  11. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    argh :x , a group of 'em just rode past on their ridiculously small BMX bikes...couldnt quite get to my shot gun in time...damn it!

    Next time! :D
  12. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    ahhh, the mighty 'wood. should have realised that that mean collingwood!

    there is a local bylaw that says you can shoot welshmen from the walls of chester at midday one day a year with an arrow (from a bow) or something, or you can shoot frenchmen in the grounds of canterbury cathedral sometimes.
  13. shedophone

    shedophone Member

    You're also allowed to shoot Scottish people within the city walls of York with a bow and arrow, but i think its only on a Sunday...
  14. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    I'm pretty sure it was "inside the walls of Chester after midnight with a longbow". Kind of like Cluedo.

    Scallies are different to Pikeys though.
    Scallies/Charvas are nuisance-causing urchins. With nothing more entertaining to fill their freetime with other than Criminal Damage and Petty Theft.

    Pikeys are something completely different.
    Ususally found on a campsite/playing field/Maine Road, you're average pikey is hard as nails with bravery bordering on stupidness.
    I HATE pikeys.
    We had one come into our Goods Yard the other day with a van.
    Wearing a flourescent jacket, he proceeded to load two generators from the stores on to the back of said van and speed off before anyone saw clear to stop him.
    I say we clamp down on both groups.

    3 words.

    Lock and Load
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  15. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    Neds - also ne'erdowells :x
  16. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    how did u know that? i mean i know we're famous...
  17. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

    Mr Twist attended Durham Uni for a while. Was founding President of Durham Uni Brass Band I believe.

    I love Charvas. They provide endless entertainment. Perhaps I'm just immune having been to Pruda Community High School. Andy and 6 pints will know what I mean.....

    You see, Charvas are fundamentally harmless so therefore can be laughed at openly. I mean anybody who has a pechant for flourescent scrunchies, tracky bottoms tucked into socks whilst wearing rockports or thinks that Berghaus jackets must be pulled in really really tight at the waist, is surely just funny.... Ahhh, that immortal phrase... "How, lend us ten pence like how!"

    Charvas... give em all medals! (big golden dolls on chains to go around the neck maybe??? wait a minute...!) They bring a smile to my face!!
  18. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Yes Colin charavas can be amusing espcially when they threaten to knack you... while running away from you :lol:

    However they seem to be growing in numbers which no doubt will be a good thing for sale of sovereign rings but the little gets are very very annoying!!
  19. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    Here man Col like how!
    I fink a knaa aa lot more charvas then yeee like, cos aa used to be a muckle charv mesell when aa went ter skool in ash, wif me white lightning doon at the riverside! I aint a poshie from peth like all me ova kevi maras! reet?
    Altho still, charvas are annoying especially the ones on the new skate park at blyth sports centre, cos they're the from about 6 in the morn till 5 the next morn. Whats that all about?? GET A LIFE!!!
  20. horn1

    horn1 Member

    Sounds just like half the kids at my school! We call them scallies or scrotes. Pikey's are more traveller types I belive!

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