Kids Repartees.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Kids in grade school think fast!

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George!

    TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WILLIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
    ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

    TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

    TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

    TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    PUPIL: A teacher.
  2. LOL :lol: I must use some of those in September!!

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