Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Just received this via email, made me laugh anyway!


    Here is the original dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content:

    "Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

    "No, your fellow countryman doesn't like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"

    "No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"

    "yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football"

    "I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"

    "erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th"

    "erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours"


    "Ex Blackburn boss"

    "Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"

    "No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn"

    "HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

    "He once scored a good goal against Spain"

    "No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"

    "Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks"

    "yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local"

    "Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not"

    "Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"


    "yes, definitely blue, always has been"

    "No, no, no, they are in Trafford"

    "yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"

    "erm, 1976 I think"

    "it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"

    "Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."

    "yes, I realise that but....."

    "Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

    "Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

    "How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"

    "Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future"

    "Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

    "yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"

    "forget them, they are falling apart"

    "But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009"

    "I have told you.... 1976!!!!"

    "How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"

    "Yes she probably is in her 60's"

    "I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"

    "76,000 why?"

    "yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"

    "Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

    "I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?"

    "look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?"

    "NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything"

    "well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands"

    "EAST!, not Waste"

    "You will be adored there"

    "No, not there, here I meant"

    "No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"

    "Anderson??? what does he know?"

    "Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"

    "what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"

    "Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?............................
  2. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Shouldn't this be in random as it's clearly not about sport :tongue:
  3. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    Full congrats for reading it!:clap:
  4. Kiz7

    Kiz7 Member

    That is SO not true! As all Manchester UNITED fans know, extracting the urine out of Man City fans is a sport enjoyed by thousands - around 70 thousand+ on a weekly basis!
  5. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Admittedly Man City baiting is a hobby enjoyed by 98.5% of Manchester Untied fans, who don't live within 10 miles of Old Trafford. Hobby not sport, so my original message stands.

    £107m for a player whose name translates in Spanish as dirty or S***, says it all. I am aware that he is a Brazilian and would therefore speak Portuguese, but what's a little transliteration between friends.
  6. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    don't know much about football, but don't care how good a player this dude is. But i'm cannot justify 100million for a stupid football player, the world is daft.
  7. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    70 thousand glory supporters who've never met a Mancunian...
  8. jasdrum

    jasdrum New Member

    I believe that Kaka not signing for Man City is good for football because silly money like '£100 odd million' for one player will have a knock on effect where by lower league teams will be further distanced and struggling even more to compete with Premiership teams when trying to finance transfers for better players.
  9. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    and now Robinho going too!

    all together now:

    Down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham, down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham.

    And if you think Bellamy will save you, he'll be asking for a transfer within weeks once he realises what he's done!

  10. LeDragon

    LeDragon Active Member

    Come on Andy, you know Spurs aren't going down - typical Spammers song there eh!

    Now, all together now (@ West Ham): Going bust, going bust, going bust...
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2009
  11. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Kaka was never needed by Man City...

    As ridiculous as it may sound in comparison, Stevie Ireland has been impeccable this season, the squad have a phenominal attacking record considering the only natural left winger (Martin Petrov) is on the treatment table and has been for most of the current campaign.

    The best striker has been moved out of position to cover the left wing yet is still the second highest scorer in the prem from midfield?

    The problem the club has faced is an urgent need to shore up the ridiculously leaky defence which has been done in the signings of Wayne Bridge and Nigel DeJong freeing up Vincent Kompany to move into the defence (a role he has excelled at).

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