Just when I was totally bored at work....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by lynchie, Dec 1, 2003.

  1. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    My sister sent me this!

    Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy-pants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
    a = poopsie b = lumpy
    c = buttercup d = gidget
    e = crusty f = greasy
    g = fluffy h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim j = stinky
    k = flunky l = boobie
    m = pinky n = zippy
    o = goober p = doofus
    q = slimy r = loopy
    s = snotty t = tootie
    u = dorkey v = squeezit
    w = oprah x = skipper
    y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    * a = apple * b = toilet
    * c = giggle * d = burger
    * e = girdle * f = barf
    * g = lizard * h = waffle
    * i = cootie * j = monkey
    * k = potty * l = liver
    * m = banana * n = rhino
    * o = bubble * p = hamster
    * q = toad * r = gizzard
    * s = pizza * t = gerbil
    * u = chicken * v = pickle
    * w = chuckle * x = tofu
    * y = gorilla * z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    * a = head * b = mouth
    * c = face * d = nose
    * e = tush * f = breath
    * g = pants * h = shorts
    * i = lips * j = honker
    * k = butt * l = brain
    * m = tushie * n = chunks
    * o = hiney * p = biscuits
    * q = toes * r = buns
    * s = fanny * t = sniffer
    * u = sprinkles * v = kisser
    * w = squirt * x = ###########
    * y = brains * z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

    I'm Dorkey Gorilla Face apparently! :D
     
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  3. sudcornet

    sudcornet Member

    Bugger, looks like I'm now related to the man most likely to be responsible for the destruction of the planet......I'm now Fluffy Chickenshorts.

    Sud
     
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    And I'm Squeezit Apple-chunks. Lovely!
     
  5. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    I'm Loopy Bubble Brain!! :D Nice! :wink:
     
  6. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    Why am I not surprised?

    Yrs sincerely
    Squeezit Apple-face
     
  7. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    :( I'm Crusty Appleface.

    Please stop these threads cos I now have a stupid name and know that my soul is worth less that a pie and chips. Thoroughly demoralising.
     
  8. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    oh dear im poopsie bubblebutt!!! :oops:
     
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    On this basis

    Roger Thorne Fluffy Waffle-buns
    Peter Bale Tootie Apple-Tush
    Leisa Mallalieu Chim-chim Apple-brain
    Naomi Cornish Goober Bubble-chunks

    What a crew!
     
  10. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    oh am i gona have fun at band or what!!!! :lol:
     
  11. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    I am " loopy chucklepants"
    which makes little sister chim-chim chucklepants
     
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  13. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    Cool. I'm Tootie Rhino-tush! :? :shock: 8)
     
  14. timbloke

    timbloke Member

    Dear tMPers,

    Following the above, i am scared to print my name in case a mod tries to censor it...

    Yours,

    Pinky Girdlefanny :oops:
     
  15. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    i'm "loopy Gerbil-Head"
     
  16. leisa

    leisa Active Member

    oh dear!! :cry: :(
     
  17. tewkeshorn

    tewkeshorn Account Suspended

    oo-er, i'm cheesball girdletushie
     
  18. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    I'm either Crusty Applebrain or Flunky Girldefanny, depending on which name I'm using at the time
     
  19. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Mine's Cool:

    Zippy Chickenmouth ;)
     
  20. VenusTromster

    VenusTromster Member

    I'm Buttercup Girdlesprinkles

    Don't think it suits me, will have to try it out.
     
  21. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Lol!! Good eh!

    ;-)
     
  22. Zippy Waffletushie
    hmmmmm.........
     

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