JULY Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Jul 1, 2004.

  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Here's the pic for the July Caption Competition:

    Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

  2. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member

    (bloke on left)- Can i have a go of ure trumpet?

    (bloke on right) - its a bloody Euphonium!!

    brassed off styley!
  3. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Ambulance Man: Sorry To hear about the accident, if you just get in the van, we'll try our best to remove it....
  4. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Bloke on left: Do you realise by doing that, you are becoming part of a decreasing minority, a minority viewed as anti-social by politicians and a health risk by doctors?

    Bloke on right: Doing what? Smoking?

    Bloke on left: No! Playing Sousaphone.......

    :roll: :roll:
  5. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    Excuse me mate,

    Which way to the Corn Exchange ??
  6. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    :lol: :lol:
  7. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Sorry, I couldn't think of a good caption. I'm just wondering how many pints were tucked away in his bag there. :guiness
  8. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    the bands that away!
  9. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    noting the little kids banner says ban something or other (i cant read it)

    *bloke with the sousaphone*

    *@%&! kids!!! no appreciation of real music.....
  10. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    If you don't stop blowing that thing I'm gonna wrap it round your bloody neck!
  11. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Bloke to paramedic: Yeah he's about this high, carrying a sign, and he's got my mouthpiece!
  12. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Paramedic: 'Ere mate give us a hand shoving these piles back up there will you? Feels like I've been muted!
  13. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    Just act normal, perhaps they wont notice i'm smoking....
  14. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    SHOCK NEWS....

    other news Lyndon Baglin takes up busking on sousaphone at whit friday
  15. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    In the absence of the customary open fire and blanket, Chief Running Bear prepares to try a different way of sending smoke signals . . .
  16. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    (Chap on the left)

    'Ere. Weren't you leader of the Conservative Party until a few months go? 'Ow the mighty 'ave fallen, eh?'
  17. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    "I said 'Belt up' not 'Bell up'!"
  18. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    (Having just arrived back from Portugal....) 'Ha! No one will ever suspect I caught the ball from Beckham's penalty in here!'
  19. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    The thought "where am I? And what's wrapped around me?" is soon to be followed by "Ah nuts, I'm getting married today!"
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    and first prize for "most outrageous epaulette" goes to...