July Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Jul 4, 2005.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here you go:

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    Winner receives FREE LIFETIME ACCESS TO TMP!!!! Bargain! ;)
     
  2. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Peter Roberts achieves his ambition in life! :cool:
     
  3. Magic Flute

    Magic Flute Supporting Member

    (sings) 'I'm forever blowing bubbles...'

    Post 300!! :woo
     
  4. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Anotherexample of how 2md down wins again :s
     
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Super sop ran out of brightly coloured shirts, so had to settle for bright trousers instead!
     
  6. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    Surely it's supposed to go OVER the bell-end ;)
     
  7. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Local brass player does his bit for Comic Relief!
     
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Australian virtuoso James Morrison may be down on his luck, but there's still a smile on his face ;)
     
  9. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Laced with poison, I wonder if this weapon will take out that Rhesus Monkey on the 5th branch...!!!
     
  10. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

    Jordan's surgeon finds local supplier.
     
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  12. 2nd man down

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    LMFAO!!! :D :p :clap:
     
  13. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    The Organisers of Whit Friday decided that from now on all Bubble gum was to be banned on the march!
     
  14. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    The audience had never heard fast tongueing like it...but alas it came at a price.

     
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    This is EXACTLY why Brass Bands hate the Harlem Globetrotters.

     
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Hey look!! It's 2nd man clown!! :D
     
  17. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    West Ham's new tuba-playing mascot takes the field ;)
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    You know...when you've been TANGO'd!!
     
  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Following it's controversial partnership with the British Brass Band Federation, The Durex companies first attempt at a silent mute system went down like a lead balloon. :biggrin:
     
  20. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Active Member

    Philip Sparke thought he had stumped everyone with his "balloon mute" request, but one player knew what he meant.
     
  21. Di

    Di Active Member

    Finally! A good use for the marching baritone. ;)
     
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