July Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Jul 4, 2005.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    Here you go:

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    Winner receives FREE LIFETIME ACCESS TO TMP!!!! Bargain! ;)
     
  2. brassneck

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    Peter Roberts achieves his ambition in life! :cool:
     
  3. Magic Flute

    Magic Flute Supporting Member

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    (sings) 'I'm forever blowing bubbles...'

    Post 300!! :woo
     
  4. DublinBass

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    Anotherexample of how 2md down wins again :s
     
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    Super sop ran out of brightly coloured shirts, so had to settle for bright trousers instead!
     
  6. Neil Glynn

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    Surely it's supposed to go OVER the bell-end ;)
     
  7. brassneck

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    Local brass player does his bit for Comic Relief!
     
  8. PeterBale

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    Australian virtuoso James Morrison may be down on his luck, but there's still a smile on his face ;)
     
  9. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    Laced with poison, I wonder if this weapon will take out that Rhesus Monkey on the 5th branch...!!!
     
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    Jordan's surgeon finds local supplier.
     
  11. 2nd man down

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    LMFAO!!! :D :p :clap:
     
  12. Cornishwomble

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    The Organisers of Whit Friday decided that from now on all Bubble gum was to be banned on the march!
     
  13. 2nd man down

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    The audience had never heard fast tongueing like it...but alas it came at a price.

     
  14. 2nd man down

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    This is EXACTLY why Brass Bands hate the Harlem Globetrotters.

     
  15. 2nd man down

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    Hey look!! It's 2nd man clown!! :D
     
  16. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    West Ham's new tuba-playing mascot takes the field ;)
     
  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    You know...when you've been TANGO'd!!
     
  18. 2nd man down

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    Following it's controversial partnership with the British Brass Band Federation, The Durex companies first attempt at a silent mute system went down like a lead balloon. :biggrin:
     
  19. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Well-Known Member

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    Philip Sparke thought he had stumped everyone with his "balloon mute" request, but one player knew what he meant.
     
  20. Di

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    Finally! A good use for the marching baritone. ;)
     
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