JOKE: Just about OK - I hope!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by TheMusicMan, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    Hmmm... I might get told off by one of our top-notch Mods by posting this. Just about OK maybe... we'll see... :)

    A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured packages and the different types and quantities.

    Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son. Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."

    The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three? The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon."

    "UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?" The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon."

    "WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then, why are these packaged a dozen at a time?" The father answered, "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February...."
     
  2. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Oi! behave - you've been warned!!!!

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  3. floral_dance

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  4. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    :wink: :wink: fd... :) hehe
     
  5. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Along similar lines:


    What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms????















    One is a goodyear and one is an absolutely brilliant year!!
     
  6. rutty

    rutty Active Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    well one day we all have to learn that condoms aren't just for making water bombs...
     
  8. geordiecolin

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    Leisa spent most of last weekend wearing a big pink condom on her head!!!
     
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Did you REALLY need to share that with us? :lol:
     
  10. Kari Anson

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    Hey - that knocks the institution of marriage! It's not rreally like that! Although very funny I admit.
     
  11. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    No.... you're right Kari, it should read

    "One for 2003, one for 2004, ......" hehe
     
  12. PeterBale

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    New Year's Eve - twice in one night :!: :wink: :lol:
     
  13. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    This is a rather cheeky thread!!!!
     
  14. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

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    Was in reference to her pink hat..... Pontins joke :roll: All will become clear when pics start appearing
     
  15. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    he speaks the truth... it was definitely a giant wooly pink condom!
     
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