No, I'm not taking the mick this time! ;-) Idea of this one is that the next joke in the list posted must have some sort of link (however tenuous) to the joke before. So I'll start with two oldies to give you the picture. What's got four legs and flies? A dead horse A white horse walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman, somewhat perplexed, says: 'I must admit. We don't get many white horses coming into our pub', to which the white horse says: 'No, can't say I've seen any others in pubs I've visited before.' 'Still', the barman says; 'I suppose it's quite appropriate in a way as there's a whisky named after you', to which the white horse says 'What, Eric?'