Joke: 30 years does make a difference

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by TheMusicMan, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Thirty years does make a difference...

    1972: Long hair
    2002: Longing for hair

    1972: KEG
    2002: EKG

    1972: Acid rock
    2002: Acid reflux

    1972: Moving to California because it's cool
    2002: Moving to California because it's warm

    1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
    2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    1972: Hoping for a BMW
    2002: Hoping for a BM

    1972: The Grateful Dead
    2002: Dr. Kevorkian

    1972: Going to a new, hip joint
    2002: Receiving a new hip joint

    1972: Rolling Stones
    2002: Kidney Stones

    1972: Being called into the principal's office
    2002: Calling the principal's office

    1972: Disco
    2002: Costco

    1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
    2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

    1972: Passing the drivers' test
    2002: Passing the vision test

    1972: Whatever
    2002: Depends
     
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  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Funny! (And true....!) :lol:
     
  4. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Sounds like the "Four Stages of Life"

    1) You believe in Santa Claus
    2) You don't Believe in Santa Claus
    3) You are Santa Claus
    4) You look like Santa Claus
     
  5. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Very good! :lol:
     
  6. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    So you mean we all get to become Santa Claus?? Wow!!

    I'll let you know when I reach stage 2. :D
     
  7. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    I skipped (3). I have Santa's Gut, but not the Hair and beard
     

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