John darwin, or was it?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Masterblaster jnr, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    does anybody think they have an idea of what might be going on with John Darwin. Goes Canoing in Oceans! Goes missing from the middle of an ocean for 5 years! walks through the police station doors 2007! photo shown in panama in 2006! Suffers memory loss yet remembers his local police station!

    What is going on
  2. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Do you have a link to the story for those of us on the "less worldly" side of the pond?
  3. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

  4. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

  5. tpcornet12

    tpcornet12 Member

    How about... they faked his death in order for his wife to claim from the life insurance. She took the money to Panama where they set up home together. They had an almighty row - she kicked him out... he realised that he is legally dead and as such had no rights to anything.... so went back to England with the cock and bull about amnesia. He knew she wouldn't say anything as she would be done for fraud, he would get his identity back and be able to set up home again in England.

    It was all going to plan and would have worked if it wasn't for them pesky kids!!!
  6. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    seems a reasonable explanation but what makes me wonder, is how did they fake his death if they did, and how did he get back to england?
  7. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Anyone else see the parallels with Harold Bishop in Neighbours? ;)
  8. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    Does he play in a SA band as well :sup?
  9. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Nah. He just mimes really badly!

  10. timbloke

    timbloke Member

    I think he must be odds on favourite for next years Darwin award...
  11. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    I know many people who go kayaking in the sea, but as far as I know none of them have ended up in Panama!
  12. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    have to say it is odd ending up in panama when kayaking in i think it was the atlantic ocean
  13. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Erm, unless it's been moved I think Panama has an atlantic coast! ;)
  14. tpcornet12

    tpcornet12 Member

    And to think he only had a 1 in 5 chance of getting it wrong, eh? ;)
  15. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    sorry, i forgot to put the word "middle" of the ocean in.

    My error, again:roll:
  16. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Hey, lay off Masterblaster Jnr.

    None of you guys noticed the even bigger mistake that Hartlepool is not on the Atlantic coast of Britain its on the North Sea!! :) :)
  17. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    I did notice that, I just couldn't be bothered to point it out!! :wink:
  18. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    That is true at the moment, but by the time Masterblaster Jr is the same age as some of us coastal erosion may have created Atlantic View, Hartlepool!

    I believe the Darwins' have given themselves up because they have run out of money.

    Then like many other people from overseas they create a story so that the British Welfare state will provide for them!

    I believe HM Prison Service do a fantatstic Christmas Lunch, you can come and go as you please and all at the tax payers expense!
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2007
  19. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    either that or his wife ran out of lies
  20. NeilW

    NeilW Member

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