January Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Keppler, Jan 9, 2004.

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  1. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    Here's the pic for the January Caption Competition:

    continuing the marine theme...


    Usual rules apply i.e. No prizes!

    Have fun!

  2. backrowbloke

    backrowbloke Member

    Cliff's seafood themed dinner paries are getting beyond a joke
  3. johnflugel

    johnflugel Active Member

    'The tables have turned on the Al Qaeda, whose plot to sink the Queen Mary ended in failure when thwarted by the government funded sea police'

  4. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    No, no, no! I said bring an INFLA-TABLE......not a dining table!


  5. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    The low budget remake of Jaws wasn't quite as impressive as the original.
  6. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    . . . Keppler was determined to make sure he had his sea legs when he got on board for the single-handed Atlantic race . . .
  7. onedrummeruk

    onedrummeruk Member

    with the mattress removed, it was definately an easier ride than the wardrobe.
  8. cornetchap

    cornetchap Member

    With the nearest Ikea being in Southampton, delivery to the Isle of Wight was always going to be a challenge.
  9. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    The chairman of Village Idiot waterboys brass decided to table a motion.
  10. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Jack Spratt would do ANYTHING to get his photo on the Caption Quiz for tMP.
  11. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    With Table Tennis And Table Football Being Such A success, some one deemed it a good idea to try other table sports!
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Despite his best efforts in the latest round of the World Powerboat League, the unfortunate Mr Lastboat is still firmly rooted to the bottom of the table.
  13. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    now where did i put that travel monopoly...
  14. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    uncle norbert was laughing at other the other competitors in the tMP murder mysteries annual kitchen boat race... but then the tables turned
  15. Rambo Chick

    Rambo Chick Member

    Once again Skoda wowed everyone with their latest bi- terrain 'land-water' model, sure to be a 2004 hit.....
  16. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

    Dave McCheckedjumper was confident that his new motor could cope with the high water table...
  17. Di

    Di Active Member

    The property is situated in an area with a high water table. :)
  18. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    Bored with baloons, Richard Branson sets himself a new challenge
  19. Di

    Di Active Member

    Darn, I just wasn't quick enough with that one!
  20. davidquinlan

    davidquinlan Member

    McGurks Tables

    Fresh tables brought directly to your Fish.



    For those of you who suffer sea sickness, experience the newest most comforTABLE method of sea travel yet...

    Available in most good furniture shops. (outboard motor not supplied)


    Don't knock it as a means of water transport until you've tried it.. it looks quite sTABLE to me....
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