January Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the pic for January's Caption Competition:


    Usual rules apply - absolutely no prizes whatsoever!
    This is the wrong thread if you're after prizes! Try the Christmas Quiz instead - only a few days left though! ;)

    December's winner will be announced once the results from all regions have been received! ;)
  2. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Luckily it was only a knightmare...
  3. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I only count 75, is Fred late again?
  4. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    As HBB's worst nightmare unfolds, he asks the director "Do I really have to sit in front of the trombone section?!"
  5. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Auditions for the next X-factor show begin with the group know as "T-Force"
  6. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    My name is Timbone and I am a trombonaholic, and here is my story...
  7. Mrs Womble

    Mrs Womble Member

    and the race is on to find out who gets the 2005 award for the fastest slide!
  8. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    I wonder if theres any "Wandrin' Stars" amongst this group....!! :D
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'And here we are at the World Trombone Finals in the pedigree category, the 'Play ''The Acrobat'' as quickly as possible' final. And they're under starters orders and... Oh dear, as you can clearly see from the accompanying still, the trombonist on the far right was guilty of a false start..... and he's been disqualified!'
  10. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?????

    15 - 14 to make a human pyramid and one to wiggle it in and out a bit.
  11. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    MD: "Well, that takes care of the trombone cadenza - how many players have we got left to cover the other parts?"
  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Sunday Sport Headline

    Miniature brass band found trying to play a box of Paper clips!
    Last edited: Jan 5, 2005
  13. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    And in the brass band brother house, all the players are having to play for their supper, "Oh dear looks like we'll starve again" unison reply from rest of the band
  14. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    PeterBale realised he may have let too many trombones in for the tMP band at Hadleigh!

    or (along a similar theme)

    "OK who was responsible for booking the deps?"


    Today in other news Dave Payne was found guilty of playing Cheese at this years Aaran Carnival. His sentance was death by trombone.....his finals words were "what no french horns?"
  15. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    Because of a strike in the valve factory, Besson now only produces trombones.
  16. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Woman at the back..

    "Ok I've got 11 trombones here, surely ONE of them can play pp?"

    The euphonium section were worried, when the bar opens there was gonna be a stampede!
  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Meanwhile in the Boc-chester hospital casualty department the victims of the mysterious trombone mouthpiece supergluer were starting to stack up.
  18. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Weapons of mass destruction found at last in hidden bunker complex....


    Weapons of brass destruction found at last in hidden bunker complex....
  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    After years of getting it in the neck the euph's finally rebelled and took General Pattons advice to
    "Round 'em up...put em in a field...and bomb the :ranting2: 's..."
  20. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    The Kids of the Rich Society hold their annual peashooter competition