Or is it Fantasy no its a recruitment advert for HAZEL GROVE BRASS BAND under the musical direction of Mr Nigel Beasley we wish to recruit the following players: PRINCIPLE CORNET OR FLUGEL sit next to Mr Hall a specialist in early brass band music because he remembers it being published. Bb BASS sit next to Mr Goodare that must surely be on sombody's bucket list. SOLO TROMBONE sit next to Mr Brown a specialist in Le Mans racing a 5 minute coversation with him seems like 24 hours. We rehearse once a week on a Thursday Evening in Hazel Grove then we retire to our local micro pub for a glass of water (flavoured with Hops and Barley) to put the world to rights, Just don't mention Brexit I did once but I think I got away with it. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details.